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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PhiSlammaJamma, Aug 9, 2001.

  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    B.D. 7 (Before Dream) : Roughly 20 years ago, the world was dominated by a species called Moses Malonauras. This is the largest species known to man and was the largest species to go extinct. It would usually try to kill smaller creatures seven or eight times before actually scoring a meal. About 95% of all great rebounders and about 60% of the longhaired hippy genera died out in this period, including many strange species such as Allen Leavellopholus. This was known as the Before Dream Extinction. The cause of the extinction might have been global cooling, volcanic eruptions near Philadelphia, or a decrease in the continental shelf area during the formation of Pangaea. Pangaea consisted of LA and Boston. This catastrophic extinction and continental rearrangement opened the way for the rise of a terrible time in history.

    B.D. 7-B.D. 1: (the Lost Years) During the Lost Years, species like Elvintribolite and Calvin Murphosauras recovered briefly from difficult times, and then died out. It was an ugly time in history. Seed plants dominated the land; in the Northern hemisphere, Ralph Sampsonifers began to flourish. A tall thin tree that thought it was mobile, but it wasn't. Glossopter McCrayis was dominant in the southern hemisphere during the Lost Years. In another part of the World, the Air was dominated by a flying species called Jordanus Aireolis.

    D 1- D4 (The beginning of Dream): The climate was generally hot and dry, with strong seasonality. The formation of the super continent of Houston, at the beginning of the Clutch, 16 years ago, decreased the polar backcourt, formed mountains, and gave the interior of the super continent a super species. It was called Hakeem-0-sauras. A large meat-eater 38-43 million years old. It came from Western Nigeria. Hakeem-O-Sauras liked to fast during daylight hours, and would often stalk its prey between 7:30 and 9:30pm. It eventually ran into air trouble, lacked Oxygen, and began to fall from grace, but not until the greatest reign of dominance ever known to the history of the world came about.

    D4-D11 (The Clutch Era): Hakeem-O-Sauras ruled the lands. The continent also gave rise to a new species called Stegothorpe. Parasites such as Verno Maxwellis began to proliferate and gain fame. Stegothrope eventually gave way to evolution and a new breed called Ptero-Clydactyl. This creature liked to glide through the air and dominated all flying creatures except for Jordanus. Rat like creatures, otherwise known as mammals, ruled the pine region. The reign of Hakeem O-Sauras hit its climax in D8 and D9. No species has ever ruled the land with such dominance and heart. The next most dominant species was called David Amiralis and it was destroyed during a violent conflict with Hakeem-O-Sauras.

    D12-D17 It was a time of Gluttony. Heavyset creatures such as Richard Hamiltoniack and Charles Barkelots ate everything in site. A comet named Sheryl Swoopes hit the earth and food became sparse. Pippenitus began to ravish the countryside. Evolution began to once again take its course. Mother Nature was on the move.

    A. D-1 (After Dream) Hakeem-O-Sauras evolved into Hakeem-O-Raptor. A Greedy creature that lived in Canada and that could no longer hunt by himself, but rather, was forced to hunt in packs. The world was a crazy place. It was a terrible time once again, but off in the distance, a new creature was being born....
     
  2. Q

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    PhiSlammaJamma,

    What a truly excellent story!!

    I have been lurking on this BBS for 5 years and some change now
    and I wondered what it would take for me to post one day.

    Keep writing the Rockets history!
     
  3. Hasher

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    "Pippenitis ravished the countryside".... hahhahhaHAHHA!
     
  4. jerinrulz

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    CLASSIC MAN
     
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    Great post, now there is a post we can all agree on. :D
     
  6. 3fingeredgus

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    what about the Tyrudysaurus Rexx - the Herbivore whose snout was slightly misaligned due to an ancient sneak attack by Kermitopuss?

    All kidding aside, that was great!
     
  7. Dallas Rocket

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    PSJ, great post!

    And in the New Age Millenium the KThomasaurus was viciously attacked by a Poodle Rex with such fury as to render him lame, and vulnerable, and thus he could not hold forth for lo these many weeks.

    Over and out,

    Phylum, genus, species. ;) ;)
     
  8. AJ22

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    Awesome & Very Imaginative PSJ!:D :cool:
     

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