so a few years ago when we got Artest, some Spurs fan came onto the Rockets ESPN message board and started talking trash about the team, about getting Artest, and how Houston wasnt going to do anything that year. The REALLY lame thing was that he did it through a "typed rap" lol. He tried to give it rhyme, reason, meter, but it was awful and didnt make any sense. It was my day off, and I decided to do this. I dont rap, but I took a crack at it on some audio to show this guy how you put a team down on a msg board, lol. Come on, I had the Spurs pegged in this, and we all thought there was a chance to contend that year, haha. I was going through old sound files today, heard it and laughed. thought I'd share. enjoy. "whats this homer-crime in your loner-rhyme? Rox ain't need no overtime to deter the blur of a worn-out, rusty Spur so what you comin' 'round here hatin' fer? I can attest Artest won't make us best in the West lest he find some zest with the rest of the boys then you'll find H-O-U makin' some noise on some kinda poised, destined mission to claim more than a flag of the southwest division so remember who itll be on yo television sending Duncan - Parker - and 'Gino all fishin' in '09s western conference playoff intervention. Scola's slick, T is quick, Ron-Ron is gonna pick your pocket, sick! ...and quick lets not forget about Ming, bumpin', spinnin', not missin' a thing, droppin 'nough dimes to make Adelman sing. It'll be hard to get that 'odd-year' ring. Knicks - Nets - Pistons - Cavs? theres only one of those trophies I'd be proud to have" ROCKETS RAP
lol you rap like you're from the early 90s. matches the beat. let me know when you go back to your time machine, i'm coming. haha :grin:
definitely not, being about Artest in a Rockets uniform and all. I did this like 3 years ago or something. Haha I mean it was to a BIIM sample, so it WAS already early 90s material in the background. It took me back so I decided that if I was going to fail, I would do it old school lol.
