Rockets need to trade their FANS (with apologies to the few polite respectful people)

I know it's still early in the season, but in keeping with the great tradition of TRADE threads on this board, i believe the Rockets would be better off trading their fans.

They can't get people to show up for games. The ones that do show up, look like they're about to go to sleep at any moment.

Worst of all, on a site where we should pretty much all get along with each other, the posters on Clutchfans.net are bitter, cynical, disrespectful, aggressive, bandwaggoners. People complain about loyalty from the players to their team, but we can see from this board that there is absolutely no loyalty from the fans to the players on their team.