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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamCassell, Dec 11, 2000.

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The greatest Rocket
Some fans say, "Hakeem is old"
Maybe, maybe no

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Feel free to comment on mine, or post your own! (5-7-5)

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying. - Woody Allen

#1 SamCassell, Dec 11, 2000

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Tomatoes are red,
Igloos are white,
Any of you Vancouver bubbas,
Looking for a fight!

#2 heypartner, Dec 11, 2000
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Like wind, a passing weave
Flash of blur
You, crossed by Steve

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#3 oeilpere, Dec 11, 2000
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Power forward, Mo
You are a really big guy.
Pull down some damn boards.

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#4 Launch Pad, Dec 11, 2000
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Luby's parking lot
Fear! Gunshots! Patrons scamper
Vernon is hungry

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#5 CBrownFanClub, Dec 11, 2000
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Francis to Mobley
Running, gunning, fast-break jam
Now go play some D!

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#6 SamCassell, Dec 11, 2000
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What is a rebound
Duncan and Webber both know
Will Mo learn also

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Lets get the Mo Go working!
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eighth seed
the pig flys against the moonlit sky
the lakers die

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"Man, it's cool. I'm going to be president. That's Wicked." -George W. Bush, SNL

#8 Holden, Dec 11, 2000
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Playoffs. "NOT!", they say.
Steve and Cat say otherwise.
Start of an era!

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#9 SpaceCity, Dec 11, 2000
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Brought Houston a ring
Made Calvin a believer
Now he just sucks balls

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3 on 1, which way?
Shan or Cat or Slam it home
No doubt to Mobes

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In 1993-94 Mugsy Bogues averaged more boards for the season than Mo is this season!!

#11 SmeggySmeg, Dec 11, 2000
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Mo taylor sucks
no rebounding talent
thats why he doesnt get big bucks

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#12 Francis3, Dec 11, 2000
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Originally posted by SamCassell:
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#13 TheFreak, Dec 11, 2000

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At the Forward spot
No D and 4 Boards a game
Now Bashers Unite

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In 1993-94 Mugsy Bogues averaged more boards for the season than Mo is this season!!

#14 SmeggySmeg, Dec 11, 2000
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gathering winds foretell
coming of rashard
passed over thrice

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The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

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Francis down the lane
Dishes it to Cuttino
Monster Slam by Cat

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"Pass it here," they shout
His shot floats, hovering... Clang!
Kenny missed again.

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#17 fadeaway, Dec 11, 2000
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Debate rages here
Thinking, Emotion, Argue
Finn says I Agree

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In 1993-94 Mugsy Bogues averaged more boards for the season than Mo is this season!!

#18 SmeggySmeg, Dec 11, 2000

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Trying to play, but Mo MUST
get out of the way and save the "BS"
for another day

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Sometimes you gotta do the next best thing!

#19 ROXRAN, Dec 11, 2000
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good Start to Grizz Game
2 boards and the rest zeros
Back to normal Mo?????

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In 1993-94 Mugsy Bogues averaged more boards for the season than Mo is this season!!

#20 SmeggySmeg, Dec 11, 2000

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