First of all, I am a die hard Rox fan. I am not trying to make fun of them but I heard a few that were pretty funny. This is all in good fun. Please provide some of your favorites to this list. I will start first. 1. Who is Steve Francis favorite singer? Stevie Wonder. Because they both have similar court vision on the basketball court. hehehe.. i thought that was pretty funny... no offense to handicapp people of course...
I don't know what kind of student Steve was in school, but now he can't seem to PASS anything! wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhh
codell, hey.. i was just trying to be creative.. I came up with that one all by myself. its a hikanoo49 original... come and help us out.. see if you can think of one...
OK, so these two guards come to a farmhouse and ask the farmer if they can stay the night. He says, "You can sleep in the barn, but don't pass the ball to that 7'6" Chinese guy under the basket ..."
Since this thread seems to be about resurrecting vaudeville: How about that Yao Ming? Boy he's got some height on him. How big is he? He is so big, his favorite newspaper must be the "Tall Street Journal!" (ba-da-bump)
hahahha.. after reading your jokes, my Stevie Wonder joke wasn't too bad.. how about this one.. Moochie Norris's afro is so big.. he can block shots with his head! hehehehe
Q: How do you make an entire chatroom cry? A:Tell them codell and rockHEAD aren't going to be there... ok bad joke...but its got to be better than the Moochie afro joke..
Ok, Ill give it a try: There are these 3 dwarfs and they all want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. All three of them pick out a record that they might be able to top. They all travel to the official headquarters to have their attempts witnesses. The first dwarf decides to go for “Most weight lifted by a person under 4’ tall.”. He is able bench 150 lbs., which breaks the record. The second dwarf decided to go for “The highest vertical leap by a person under 4’ tall”. He jumps and jumps and jumps and jumps and his vertical is measured at 16”, which again, breaks a record. So the third dwarf says “Well, I am not very strong or very fast. Also, I can not jump at all. I have an idea!!! I bet I have the smallest weiner for a man over the age of 21”. So he goes in a room with a Guinness official and has his manhood measured. After he has is measurement taken, he walks out of the room with a peeved look on his face. “So!! So!! Did you get the record?” ask his two little friends. The third dward replies: “Who in the hell is Jason Collier?” (ba-da-bomp)
What do Yao Ming and a pair of cheap jeans have in common? They both fade really easily... Why does Yao Ming drink OJ with his doughnuts? He doesn't want to dunk them in the coffee... Eddie Griffin sees Noah about to get on the big ship he built...He says, "Hey Noah! I heard it's going to flood pretty badly...can I get on that big boat with you? I'll work for free, and I'm pretty handy with tools, so I can help you with repairs" Noah says, "Hey Aren't you Eddie Griffin?" Eddie says, "Yeah, that's me" Noah says, "Sorry, I can't help you. I've seen your jumper, and it's obvious you don't know anything about arcs, so you couldn't help me repair this one..."
you guys are kinda funny! here's one i found... not a rockets joke, but applicable Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
Shaq asked Yao what he'd like to upgrade on his hummer. Yao responded. There are two things I've had the most problems with. The Tires and the Exhaust. Why does Steve Francis have so much trouble going to War each night with Yao Ming? He's been an advocate for a policy of isolationism. Why doesn't Rudy T like to go dancing? There's way too much movement on the floor. Why hasn't Cato improved a whole lot? Rudy told him that his role was to lurk around the baseline. What do Moochie Norris and a drunk have in common? After a few minutes they dribble all over themselves and they never pass up a shot. What is Steve Francis favorite desert? Pineapple Turnover. Why did John Stockton get a McDonald's Franchise, but Stevie Franchise did not. John has served well over 1 million people and Steve Francis thought it was a self serve environment. Why did Rudy T know that Cat would be such a great pick in draft? A Second round of p***y is always a good thing.
Now that Sam Cassell is no longer a rocket he can't get a date. That's because women know he's only worth a couple of Bucks. Why were the raptors so anxious to get their hands on Hakeem Olajuwon? Raptors are always interested in getting their claws on a dying dinosaur. When the Rockets visit the Knicks the cheerleaders never show up. That's because women don't like going down.
