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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003.

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  1. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    Five syllables
    Seven Syllables
    Five Syllables

    Try to make them topical.

    I'll start off:

    Why does he dribble?
    the shot clock is running down
    moochie is on crack
     
    #1 SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003
  2. Toast

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    Yao Ming is so tall.
    Francis is so freaking quick.
    Playoffs in 0-4.
     
    #2 Toast, Apr 30, 2003
  3. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Rudy T is coach
    Yao Ming is not second Dream
    Zone is killing them
     
    #3 pgabriel, Apr 30, 2003
  4. A-Train

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    I thought this had been done before, but I'll give it a shot...

    The Rockets sucked ass
    Geez, why did they suck so much?
    Man, they sure sucked ass
     
    #4 A-Train, Apr 30, 2003
  5. SamFisher

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    Back at Seton Hall,
    I was the big low post threat,
    now I smoke chronic.
     
    #5 SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    The Rockets have sucked
    Since this site has been open
    It's all Clutch's fault. (kidding clutch)

    Rudy's back again?
    ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.
    Gosh, I need a beer.

    Please don't shoot Griffin.
    You have no arc on your shot.
    Please join the Clippers.
     
    #6 OmegaSupreme, Apr 30, 2003
  7. heypartner

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    Yao is very tall
    What can be anymore simple
    GIVE YAO THE DAMN BALL!
     
    #7 heypartner, Apr 30, 2003
  8. OmegaSupreme

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    classic :D
     
    #8 OmegaSupreme, Apr 30, 2003
  9. SamFisher

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    Why do they watch me
    backing in on left low post
    and just stand around?
     
    #9 SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003
  10. A-Train

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    Is a haiku allowed to rhyme?

    Kidd, on the Rockets?
    Maybe, with a sign and trade
    Do not hold your breath
     
    #10 A-Train, Apr 30, 2003
  11. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Alexander makes claim
    Yao Ming proves critics are dumb
    Why are Rockets home
     
    #11 pgabriel, Apr 30, 2003
  12. pasox2

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    Time to go, R.T.!
    You cost us enough games, "coach".
    Hey! Rudy T! You're Fired.
     
    #12 pasox2, Apr 30, 2003
  13. Houston Native

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    Thinking of haiku
    Another long offseason
    Frustrated and bored


    Houston Native
     
    #13 Houston Native, Apr 30, 2003
  14. SamFisher

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    good one!

    Here comes double team
    should I give up the ball? no
    crossover and brick.
     
    #14 SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003
  15. jo mama

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    we must trade steve now
    team will never win with him
    send steve to clippers
     
    #15 jo mama, Apr 30, 2003
  16. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    FRANCIS

    A spin, and a shake,
    Between his legs, on a string,
    Now ball meets his shoe.

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    PAJAMAS

    Billowing nightie,
    Stripes of running mascara,
    Toothy dildo weeps.
     
    #16 B-Bob, Apr 30, 2003
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  17. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Yao Mizee fo threezeee
    Charleezee to kiss izzeee
    No Rookie of Yeezee
     
    #17 pgabriel, Apr 30, 2003
  18. OmegaSupreme

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    i like the snoop dog twist...
     
    #18 OmegaSupreme, Apr 30, 2003
  19. SamFisher

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    What do you expect?
    Not Rudy's fault players suck
    so posted the Freak
     
    #19 SamFisher, Apr 30, 2003
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    #20 Clutch, Apr 30, 2003
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