Tell me these aren't right up my alley. I had a friend send me this today. It's actually her brother in laws site, but these are too good not to be shared. www.roastgreetings.com
That is a great idea and does totally remind me of you. Too bad you weren't smart or talented enough to come up with it.
Cover: After our first Match.com date, I know you were bummed I didn’t resemble Fabio. Inside Text: But imagine my disappointment when you weren’t 14. That cracked me up.
Cover: Happy Birthday, tool. Inside Text: No, seriously, you’re a tool. Cover: Sorry. I really wouldn't have missed your birthday... Inside Text: Had I cared. Cover: Whenever you need me, I'm here for you.* Inside Text: *Not valid on holidays, evenings or weekends. Blackout dates may apply. This sentiment was current at the time of printing. Terms are subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Actual cash value of this paper is 1/1000th of a cent. Cover: I was going to call you... Inside Text: but somehow I just carried on with my life. Cover: Happy Birthday, Homo. Inside Text: You’re officially old enough to be a gay cougar.
Interesting and thanks for sharing. If I were the owner of the company, I would not have all the witty contents published on the web site. I may have chosen the best one of each category and shown the full context as a "sample" then just show the "cover" phrases and save the "Inside Texts" of the rest for customers who really want to purchase. I can see some cheapskates just plagiarized and "home made" their own greeting cards. I also wish they would have this "on behalf mailing" service so I would give the receiver's name and address and they would mail the card directly to the person. Why do I care too much?
Word. I saw this site the other day, and I turned to my best friend and I go "This is totally Fatty!" He looked at me with a bewildered stare. Too bad my friend doesn't know much English.
