So on my way home, I was turning onto main street in town, and as I turned, I saw something. I swerved to miss it, and looked as I passed, but it was dark/foggy so I didn't get a good look at it. Maybe I was seeing things, but whatever it was, was splattered over about a five foot section of the road, and looked like it had been hit at a fast speed. It looked like either a large dog or a small human. Maybe I was seeing things, I don't know. It freaked me out, though. Maybe I'm easily freaked out and someone had just dumped out a HUGE bucket of very pale strawberries all over the road, because it faintly resembled that. I want to go drive back by and look, but my parents won't let me since it's past curfew.
Perhaps you are fabricating an excuse because you lack the testicular fortitude to investigate this atrocity further.
I hate to admit this, BUT... In all reality, I'm a pale, fat, old feeble 70-something, crouching behind my desk. I didn't even go out tonight.
The most disgusting thing I ever saw was a vulture that looked like it had been splattered by a car while it was picking at some road kill. The disgusting thing was two more vultures descended on the dead one. They looked like they were about to feed on it. Yuck.
