lets see some funnies.... bring em on BBS'ers ------------------ The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! Come and chat with us on game nights in CC.net chat!
Mr. President, you just put your hand in my paste. Or the tasteless one: Mr. President, what's that guy right behind you doing? He's standing awfully close to you. (I admit I'm not very good at this). ------------------ Houston Sports Board The Anti-Bud Adams Page [This message has been edited by mrpaige (edited February 21, 2001).]
Dubya: I can't drink out of that. Kid: A schooner is a sailboat, you dumb pwesident. Dubya: Sure kid, sure. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Achebe (edited February 21, 2001).]
...and if you murder someone, its the death penalty! Ya hear me son?! Death Penalty! Look at me when I'm talkin' to ya! ------------------ Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.
DUBYA: Jimmy, would you like to see how a cocaine grinder works? JIMMY: Sure, Mr. President, that would be swell! ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
Don't sell yourself short,the paste one was pretty good. ------------------ I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed
Kid: "Nuh UH Mr. President, it's e-l-e-m-e-n-t-a-r-y." Bush: "Right, that's what ah said, emm-a-lennary."
Dubya: Boy,don't make me come across there Little boy: Well,What's stoppin' ya? ------------------ I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed
Wanna sniff some glue? I got three bottles. ----------------------- Hey you have the same expression as Henry, the 40 year old kid over there that's still with us in 3rd grade. Are you as smart as Henry? ------------------ Stay Cool...
Snot-nosed kid: I challenge you to a duel W: Ok, I accept. What will it be? Snot-nosed kid: Paper, rocks, scissors! W: I accept. And I'll kick your ass like I did to Sadaam. Teacher: Ummm we don't tolerate... Snot-nosed kid: Oh yeah. W: Yeah! You'll go down faster than Bob Dole without Viagra. Snot-nosed kid: Oh Yeah! Well at least I can dress myself in the morning. W: Oh Yeah! Look who's talking Mr. "I can't pee without a hall pass". Snot-nosed kid: Oh Yeah! Well my daddy voted for Gore. W: (leaning forward now) Well mine did too! Top that! ------------------ Producer at SportsRadio 1340 KKAM visit me online at www.robertsnyder.net 2000 Sportscaster of the Year @ KTXT-FM, Lubbock
Bush: You're stupid! Kid: No, YOU'RE STUPID! Bush: No, YOU'RE STUPID INFINITY!!! Today, an argument developed between President Bush and a young child. The heated exchange went on for 5 minutes, although the child stopped talking about 1 minute into the argument. President Bush declined comment. ------------------ "Happiness is a journey, not a destination. Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching."
Oh DEAN, I am gonna have to call you on this one... you got this from the Simpsons, right? ------------------ "Happiness is a journey, not a destination. Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching."
Of course, everyone loves a Simpsons line. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
Take back what you said about my daddy or I'll kick your chubby little ass...and don't think your little 4-eyed albino friend can help you! ------------------ Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it. " " " " "
Pick up the pencil and write or I will personally escort you to the principal's office. ------------------
President Bush visits Dan Quayle and his classmates. (Mr. Quayle is seated next to the President.) ------------------ Stay Cool...
Dubya: Your class sucks. Kid: Hey, stop talking bad about my class man. Dubya: Why don't you make me? Kid: I don't make trash I burn it. Dubya: Then I guess you're a garbage man. Kid: Well I know you are but what am I? Dubya: A garbage man. Kid: I know you are but what am I? Dubya: A garbage man. Kid: I know what you are but what am I? Dubya: A garbage man Kid: Takes one to know one. Blonde kid: Checkmate. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
"You mean to tell me that they have scanners that can tell you the price of food in a store? Amazing. Daddy wasnt lying." "Potato....ummmmm P.....O......T.....A.......T.....Was that plural or singular" ------------------ "I have amazing, powers of observation"...Pink
