1. Bring a ruler or tape measure to the game. 2. Go up to Dan Langhi when he's not busy and ask him to look straight ahead. 3. Measure the distance from Dan's collarbone to his chin. After you have completed this mission (for which we thank you profusely), we will try to arrange similar measurements of Shaq, Duncan, Garnett, Mutombo, Shawn Bradley, and the most freakishly tall Chinese or Korean NBA prospect of your choice. I'm willing to bet that Dan beats them all. As an alternative to the in-person method, feel free to submit photographic evidence.
I promote Will as the funniest administrator upon the internet. I just spit out my freaking kolache. ------------------
