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Republicans in Texas: Vote and Caucus for Hillary on Tuesday

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by El_Conquistador, Mar 3, 2008.

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  1. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Fellow Republicans of good standing, I come before you today to urge you to go to the polls tomorrow and ensure that the bitter, internecine feud between Hillary Satan Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama continues for the next 2 months. Having these two sling mud, attack, and disgrace themselves is not only great fun, but it also further divides the Demoncrats and increases the likelihood of the loser's supporters defecting to McCain. If Obama wins Texas tomorrow, Hillary's candidacy will be severely damaged -- perhaps fatally so. We must ensure that she stays in the race, and picks up momentum, so that the fight can go on. We must!

    Now, I know what you are thinking: I, as a Republican of good standing, can not bring myself to vote for Hillary Satan Clinton. My solution, get drunk and go to the polls. Then come back home, have a little hanky panky with the wife, and take 3 showers to purge yourself of the devil himself. Or perhaps take the 3 showers first, lest you inject your own wife with the infectious virus carried by a Hillary voter.

    We must cause Hillary and Obama to spend more money! We must cause Hillary and Obama to continue their odorous, rancorous, and cantankerous fight amongst themselves. We must ensure that the BONANZA OF HILARITY continues!

    HILLARY FOR HILARITY. That is our motto tomorrow, Patriots of the Grand Ol' Party!

    HILLARY FOR HILARITY
     
    #1 El_Conquistador, Mar 3, 2008
  2. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    the sheriff's a BOOOOOOONG (bell sound)

    what'd he say

    he said the sheriff's a BOOOOOONG
     
    #2 pgabriel, Mar 3, 2008
  3. rimbaud

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    You're the one who makes me come running
    You're the sun who makes me shine
    When you're around I'm always laughing
    I want to make you mine

    I close my eyes And see you before me
    Think I would die If you were to ignore me
    A fool could see Just how much I adore you
    I get down on my knees I do anything for you

    I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    Ooh I don't want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no
     
    #3 rimbaud, Mar 3, 2008
  4. lpbman

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    Stand up and cheer!
    Let 'em know were here!
    C'mon Jorge, don't be lame! Republicans
    You'll win the game!
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    #4 lpbman, Mar 3, 2008
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    Did you meant to say drunktard crackpot? :confused:
     
    #5 pppbigppp, Mar 3, 2008
  6. mc mark

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    If any republican actually does this, could you please let us know so we can laugh at you too?

    TIA
     
    #6 mc mark, Mar 3, 2008
  7. MadMax

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    I was behind 3 old men at Starbuck's who were talking about doing this today.
     
    #7 MadMax, Mar 3, 2008
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    What's funny is that Dems are united but don't yet have a candidate while the Repubs have a candidate but are ripping each other.

    And for you Repubs: Be careful what you wish for.
     
    #8 rimrocker, Mar 3, 2008
  9. mc mark

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    Starbucks?!?!?

    That's Obama territory!

    ;)
     
    #9 mc mark, Mar 3, 2008
  10. MadMax

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    It's West Houston. There's not a lot of Obama territory in West Houston. :D
     
    #10 MadMax, Mar 3, 2008
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    This further reinforces the fact that I have absolutely no idea what "republicans" stand for anymore. What a bunch of goofballs.
     
    #11 rhadamanthus, Mar 3, 2008
  12. Harrisment

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    Are you kidding? I live in west houston and there is a large african american population, and it increased even more so after Katrina. Maybe not the Nottingham subdivisions, but as you get closer to westheimer and kirkwood it is definitely Obama territory.
     
    #12 Harrisment, Mar 3, 2008
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    The flipside of the race going longer is that Obama spends more time on the campaign trail exciting voters and building this ground roots organization. As soon as the primary race is over, that all relaxes. If the race continues to PA, it will be ugly, but Obama will have a much stronger PA organization when the general election rolls around than he would otherwise.
     
    #13 Major, Mar 3, 2008
  14. MadMax

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    District 7 is among the most Republican districts in the country. At one point, there was a GOP novelty store off of Memorial between Kirkwood and Dairy Ashford. When I think West Houston, I mean south to the bayou; west to Eldridge; north to I-10; east to around Silber.

    Anything at Westheimer is southwest Houston....at least by my definition (which probably isn't an important definition to you...but it is what I meant! :) )

    I was at the Starbuck's at Town & Country Village. In 77024, the wealthiest per capita zip code in the state.
     
    #14 MadMax, Mar 3, 2008
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    It's funny watching these guys squirm now.
     
    #15 Oski2005, Mar 3, 2008
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    "Thank you for your support, Mr. _Jorge! I won't let you down."
     
    #16 B-Bob, Mar 3, 2008
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    I had to throw in my two-cents worth
     
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    Good Traitor Jorge, that train is never late!

    Can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve for tomorrow! Oh my Goodness :D What fun will you share with a web full of people who think your an idiot ! :D Oh my Goodness indeed! Indeed do! Woo Hoo & a Wooty Do! WOOT. :D Fun times...fun..fun!! :D
     
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  19. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Imagine the damage caused from the fall from grace when Obama loses tomorrow! Imagine how that hot air balloon SPRINGS A LEAK and starts careening out of control!

    Imagine Fauxbama taking the stage in front of his airhead maniacs and explains the loss. That will shift momentum, fellow Republicans of good standing. Voters will see right through his charade for the empty, hollow, left-wing claptrap that it truly is.
     
    #19 El_Conquistador, Mar 3, 2008
  20. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    reeling
     
    #20 pgabriel, Mar 3, 2008
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