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Republican Member of the Texas House- Evolution Is a Jewish Conspiracy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by gifford1967, Feb 16, 2007.

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  1. gifford1967

    gifford1967 Member
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    It would be hard to make this kind of stuff up.

    Rep. Warren Chisum (R) sent out a memo to the entire Texas Legislature claiming that the theory of evolution is a Jewish conspiracy.

    One gem from the memo-

    “Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called ‘secular evolution science’ is the Big-Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” ...

    “This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”

    See the whole memo here-

    http://www.burntorangereport.com/upload/Chisum.pdf


    Added hilarity.

    The memo cites as its documentation- http://fixedearth.com/

    These nutjobs don't even believe that the earth is rotating on its axis.


    From the fixedearth home page-

    Levitating Globe

    "An electromagnet and computerized sensor hidden in its display stand cause the Earth to levitate motionlessly in the air." (refering to a magnetic floating globle).


    Could God have engineered something like that for the real Earth?


    The Bible and all real evidence confirms that this is precisely what He did, and indeed:


    The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.


    The universe is not one ten trillionth the size we are told.


    Today’s cosmology fulfills an anti-Bible religious plan disguised as "science".


    The whole scheme from Copernicanism to Big Bangism is a factless lie.


    Those lies have planted the Truth-killing virus of evolutionism in every aspect of man’s "knowledge" about the Universe, the Earth, and Himself.

    Take your time.

    Check it all out.

    Decide for yourself.



    First noted at-
    http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
     
    #1 gifford1967, Feb 16, 2007
  2. MadMax

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    great. :rolleyes:
     
    #2 MadMax, Feb 16, 2007
  3. rhino17

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    HAH :confused:
     
    #3 rhino17, Feb 16, 2007
  4. FranchiseBlade

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    I think anyone who has an interest in getting started in politics should run against Warren Chisum. It can't be that hard to beat him.
     
    #4 FranchiseBlade, Feb 16, 2007
  5. mc mark

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    Can you say bat**** crazy?




    I knew you could...
     
    #5 mc mark, Feb 16, 2007
  6. halfbreed

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    I thought this was common knowledge
     
    #6 halfbreed, Feb 16, 2007
  7. rhester

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    I buried Paul....I buried Paul.... I buried Paul....

    yep, played my Beatles album backwards and found the Jewish Conspiracy to break up the Beatles.
     
    #7 rhester, Feb 16, 2007
  8. RocketMan Tex

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    Yep, my 3rd cousin twice removed did it. :rolleyes:
     
    #8 RocketMan Tex, Feb 16, 2007
  9. MadMax

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    yeah, i thought of you immediately and remember you tried to sell me this old Copernicus thing on the occasions we met. needless to say, i'm very disappointed. ;)
     
    #9 MadMax, Feb 16, 2007
  10. RocketMan Tex

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    Yep, Copernicus. Copernicus Goldstein. :D
     
    #10 RocketMan Tex, Feb 16, 2007
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    As a member of the Jewish Conspiracy (TM), I am very upset that our efforts have yet again been foiled. Drats.

    We just had a Secret Meeting and we decided we are going to stop trying to fluorinate the water, creating new reality TV shows, promoting gay marraige, making it illegal to celebrate Christmas and Easter and sadly, yes, teaching evolution, to concentrate on our real agenda: getting Yao Ming traded to the Lakers or Knicks.

    I would stay to talk, but I have to go destabilize international banking before Louis Farakahn builds his spaceship.


    Regards,
     
    #11 Deji McGever, Feb 16, 2007
  12. MadMax

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    awesome! :)
     
    #12 MadMax, Feb 16, 2007
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    In 1921, when he was 61 years old, former Democratic Presidential nominee William Jennings Bryan began a new campaign -- to ban the teaching of evolution in public schools. During the Scopes Monkey Trial, many wondered if Bryan had given up his progressive ideals. His religious faith had turned him against science, education and free speech.

    Party affiliation has nothing to do with on or off the wall thinking.
     
    #13 thumbs, Feb 16, 2007
  14. updawg

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    Wow :eek:

    I think he has quite a bit of pull in the leg also.
     
    #14 updawg, Feb 16, 2007
  15. Master Baiter

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    Exactly! I'm glad you brought this up because everyone knows that the political parties of 1921 are exactly the same as they are today. NOTHING HAS CHANGED AT ALL!

    Also, we haven't had ANY advances in science in the last 90 years.

    Great comment! Please post more!
     
    #15 Master Baiter, Feb 16, 2007
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    It does not say much about the people in Texas who elected this guy does it?
     
    #16 pirc1, Feb 16, 2007
  17. gifford1967

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    Umm yeah,

    Party affiliation has a lot to do with the attempts to debunk evolution. Today the evolution debunkers find their home almost entirely in the Republican party. Most Republican politicians don't take it to this absurd extreme, but it wasn't just roll of the dice that this nuttiness came from a Republican legislator.
     
    #17 gifford1967, Feb 16, 2007
  18. Sishir Chang

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    I bet you guys were behind Yao not getting Rookie of the Year too and getting Rudy fired.

    Jeff Van Gundy is from New York and we all know a lot of Jews live in New York therefore Jeff Van Gundy is part of your vast conspiracy..

    How far does this go? How far...........?

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    Quite timely and very relevant ~ excellent point thumbs.
     
    #19 KingCheetah, Feb 16, 2007
  20. Sishir Chang

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    So that explains why Elliot Ness was raiding my local liquor store today. :p
     
    #20 Sishir Chang, Feb 16, 2007
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