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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Jan 16, 2001.

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  1. heypartner

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    pushing to top as a public service announcement.
     
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    God bless you, Lone Ranger. I checked in late and didn't see this message till the 3rd was nearly over, but thanks to you, I got to see 45 minutes of my beloved Rockets.

    Thoughts on the game:

    1. Why does Lenny Wilkens have a job? Don't they get cable in Canada?

    2. I need to buy a new razor. I want the one Charles Oakley is using to shave his legs.

    3. What's the record for 2-footers missed in a quarter by a single player? What's the record for 2-footers missed per minute by a single player in a season?

    4. If there's a bogus offense called Driving While Black, is there another one called Guarding While White?

    5. If Moochie Norris were chased into the Lakers' shower by a crazed assassin, could he stand directly in front of Shaq and camouflage himself as pubic hair?

    6. For God's sake, somebody tell Dan Langhi about food stamps.
     

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