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Religion vs. Poo

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by BEAT LA, Apr 24, 2010.

  1. BEAT LA

    BEAT LA Member

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    This thread is about slapping religion in the face.

    I will start. Christians are the most gullible people on the planet. Tell them these people are God's people and they'll believe it.

    Hindus have not a religion, but a cult. They think they are the smartest people on the planet, but little do they get they get nothing.

    I won't touch Islam or Judaism because that's racist, am I right?
     
  2. Ubiquitin

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    I think you're an internet villain.
     
  3. dback816

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    Can we talk about race instead.

    Why do minority comedians get away with saying racist stuff about white people, but white comedians can't say anything about...anyone besides themselves.
     
  4. BEAT LA

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    nah, I just want that title changed. I hate seeing "Religion vs. South Park" every time I come to this website.

    I don't care if I get banned for this.
     
  5. da_juice

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    I'm gonna ****ing hit Wicca so hard it's eyes are gonna fall out. to quote the Angry Video Game Nerd "What a steaming pile of ****"! We have a wiccan in my bio class, and everyday I'm tempted to tell her that she's gonna burn in hell. ****ing nature worshippers. Allah does not tolerate such blasphemoy!
     
  6. DonnyMost

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    If you're interested in discrediting or arguing against religion, there's about a billion more productive ways to do so. Don't make the rest of the non-believer community look bad by associating with us.
     
  7. Ottomaton

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    I guess you've never watched Lisa Lampanelli.
     
  8. dback816

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    No I haven't. Maybe I should?
     
  9. DonnyMost

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    Or Bill Burr...
     
  10. durvasa

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    What does that mean?
     
  11. LScolaDominates

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    Nothing...and everything. In fact, I think I will start a new religion based on that statement.
     
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  12. Dairy Ashford

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    I guess you've never seen Lisa Lampanelli, Nick DiPaolo, Sarah Silverman or Bonnie McFarlane. In any case it's probably a trade off for being able to talk back to cops, or at least make sudden movements in front off them without being Pedro Oregon'd. You have to watch what you say, we have to watch what we do.
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

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    Dear god, Bill Burr is hilarious. His line during his O&A Philly act about them having a white Rocky statue even though Joe Frazier is actually from there.
     
  14. Dairy Ashford

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    You may be going about this all wrong. I have a sneaking suspicion that Wiccans like to ****, a lot.
     
  15. DonnyMost

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    "Bunch of f***ing losers. F***ing Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a f***in guy who doesn’t even exist. You got f***in Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t f***in deal with him, so you make a f***ing statue for some 3 ft f***in Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin f***ing jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. All of you collectively S**K a F***IN D**K."

    Epic.
     
  16. moestavern19

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    There are plenty of white comedians who will touch on race these days.
     
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    Well you can't say the that sacred prophets name or draw picture of him because that's blasphemy
     
  18. Mathloom

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    If I could afford the processing fee, I would SO issue a fatwa against you right now.
     
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  19. BEAT LA

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    1) Someone posts a thread because he hates seeing the butts of people wherever he looks as if he can't look the other way to begin with.

    2) We have Islam being compared to a cartoon that already has enough trying to be clever Muslim hate compared to the not clever at all Jew hate.

    When I come to the main page, the first thread shown in the debate and discussion is one of those two lately. It is impossible to miss because it is right under the hangout.
     
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm going to take on the FSM religion.

    Those guys are so think they are so clever with their pasta based religion and cutesy deity when they are are as really just smug douchebags.. :p
     

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