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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 27, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Have you ever been asked to wear a condom? I have to admit, it happened to me tonight, which is why I'm upstairs and the girl is in my bedroom. I said it sounded way too whorish and walked out. She asked if I wanted her to leave right then. I said the alarm is already set for 5, so go ahead and crash.

    Point is, is this where we have come to in society? This ever happened to anyone else?

    I was a tad mortified by even the suggestion. Sex? Sure, understandible.

    Otherwise? Seems a huge protectorate issue on either her against me or vice-versa.
     
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  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    What do you mean "Is this what we have come to in society?"

    As if it is some huge pillar of civilization that people not use condoms during BJs?
     
  5. whag00

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    A rubber? Whats the point? I would rather go to the bathroom and pound one out.
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    On that? Imagine if you told a girl the same thing, but required some saran wrap first.
     
  7. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I see the point. You tell a girl to do that and she would be crying in the pillow in no time. I can already here her whining; "you think I am dirty, you think I am w****, wah, wah, wah".
     
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    What the hell's a gander anyway?
     
  9. krnxsnoopy

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    Oh so YOU'RE Ziggy.. lollll

    Yeah condoms on BJ is killer... even worse than condoms on sex. But I can see the safety benefits of it (I guess).. Most women I know don't like condom BJs because of they dont like the rubbery taste.. or so they say... :confused:
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ask Baytown Lee. It's a euphemism.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Actually, that was my point. I don't like the taste of kissing a girl afterwards after that, which they expect.
     
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    A girl's tried that with me once a long time ago, but it was because she wanted to see if it really tasted like strawberry. Needless to say that didn't last long and we just went straight to the point.

    Umm.. for those underage.. we uhh.. played baseball.
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    OK why are you kissing a girl after BJ?

    Or hell, even before?

    Just get the BJ and be done with it.
     
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    Cartman's voice ::: WEEEAAAAAK:::::
     
  16. Mr. Brightside

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    Maybe she didn't want to wash her face. Or she has sensitive eyes. Or on the last pair of contacts.
     
  17. Dubious

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    I don't know you, but judging from your post history, I'd say the girl has reasonably judged you a high risk sex partner. You should have accepted her gift without the selfishness. Even though you are god's gift to women, I don't think one night of sex with you is worth the risk of a lifetime of herpes; unless of course you have $950,000 in liquid assets.


    Lima had no idea he was infected, said Wilkins, who claims 90 percent of people with the virus aren't aware they have been infected.



    Whorish? Really?
    Did you you just totally flunk your Dale Carnegie course?
     
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    :D

    thats hilarious! You nasty Fatty!

    I admit, i've never been asked to wear a condom for just a BJ, however, it's hard to get upset at her for A) being safe and protecting herself B) she is doing you a favor afterall.

    I'd actually think its kind of nice to know a girl was that cautious...then again she could have symplex 3 in her mouth and she was saving you from the pain .
    Or maybe even she was just going to start blowing you then all of a sudden jump on and start riding...she just didnt want to have to wait for you to fumble with the jimmy hat.

    Whatever the case, i think you are overreacting...

    and you NASTY SON! kissing a girl after a BJ. ;)
     
  19. DonkeyMagic

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    apparently you dont understand. If you blow Fatty without a condom you gain 30 years to your life expectancy and upon your death bed, you will receive total consciencness
     
  20. Chuck 4

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    Ha Ha Ha!!! True...
     

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