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Reddit roast of the Houston Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by zeeshan2, Aug 12, 2016.

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  1. AirBud#10

    AirBud#10 Member

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    Isn't that like every day on r/nba?
     
  2. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    What has 10 arms and sucks?

    The rockets.

    What has 9 arms and sucks?

    Def leppard.
     
  3. dharocks

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    You're supposed to roast successful people.
     
  4. ISOBall

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    Somebody needs to make the same thread here
     
  5. alethios

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    There's some good flames in there:

    "I'm gonna love roasting the Rockets, mainly because they can't defend themselves"

    "This time the roasts will have to be forced, much like the Rockets' field goal attempts"

    "Draymond's snapchat shows more D than James Harden"

    "Recent Rockets fans; too young to remember Hakeem, but never too young for Dwight Howard." (ok, that's just wrong) :eek:

    Still, it's not a very good roasting. The comments get lamer and lamer towards the end, some downright rude and others just lies. :mad:
     
  6. coachbadlee

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    "I'm gonna love roasting the Rockets, mainly because they can't defend themselves".
    Lmao!! Good one!
     
  7. kjayp

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    After winning back to back to back championships, the Rox were hoping for more... but instead they got Les!
     
  8. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    "Everything is bigger in Texas. For example, the distance between Harden and the player he's defending."
     
  9. heypartner

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    For a roast, you'd think someone would get in a Kardashian joke.
     
  10. HardenTime

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    when the rockets when 50 plus games this year( because it will happen), watch them say the mvp goes to the best player on the best team like in 2015.. just to keep the mvp away from harden
     
  11. sugrlndkid

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    just posted a good one my self...:)
     
  12. rocketsballin

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    we do its called the gamethread. few more months. cant wait to roast the silent d's on this team.
     
  13. Jayzers_100

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    If you go look at the first five days of teams, at the bottom of the Rules section it asks if we can figure out what's dictating the order in which the teams are being selected? I can't figure out. Will rep if anyone can confirm the answer
     
  14. ThatboyPhuong

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    I hear it everyday I'm so sick of it.. I really hope we can prove people wrong and shut them.up..
     
  15. HayesIsBack

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    Actually the MVP still went to the best player on the best team in 2016 when the Rockets barely won 40.
     
  16. rocketsballin

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    they're using the same random number generator kevin mchale used for his rotations, which jb adopted to his coaching stint in houston, minus the brewer obsession.
     
  17. RocketsFido

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    the roasts already happen every day and 90% of the time it's about Haren's missing D.
     
  18. bmd

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    Oh look... jokes about the Rockets defense. It's a shame they can't come up with something new. With the way people talk about it, you'd think they were the worst defensive team of all time. The fact is that last season there were 10 teams with a worse-rated defense than the Rockets.

    People are just looking to hate and jump on the anti-bandwagon.
     
  19. jev5555

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    Not even a Kardashian hooker could harden that d

    * drop mic
     

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