Charlotte Church poses for photographers in central London, May 1, 2002, after being announced as the winner of the 'Rear of the Year 2002'. Sixteen-year-old Church is the youngest ever winner of the award. (Stringer/Uk/Reuters)
That's OK...ten more years of fish & chips, bangers & mash, and Fuller's London Pride and she'll be competing with Rosie O'Donnell for Gargantuan Rear of the Year, 2012!
Give that girl some red beans & rice cuz her back is nice, but she could use a 'lil more cushion for the pushin'!
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back
She's an opera-ish singer. She is in the vein of Linda Eder or Sarah Brightman. They do opera-esque type stuff - combination of opera signing and show tunes like Phantom of the Opera.
This quote is PRICELESS from Reuters (Church was asked about meeting certain world leaders): <i>But George W. Bush's geography knowledge -- not for the first time -- let him down badly: "He asked me what state Wales was in. I didn't really know how to answer that one, bless him."</i>
''In a recent interview, 15-year-old British opera star Charlotte Church said New Yorkers are being overdramatic about the attacks of 9/11…. But don't be too hard on Charlotte, because she's only 15, and when she grows up she's going to be FAT.'' - Tina Fey on Weekend Update
ok..i was gonna talk about that...but I didn't...I don't think she's hot if she's not funny!! Normally girls say things like that...they're more likely to say that a guy's personalities or talents make them attractive...basically, they're better people than we are!! I think Tina Fey is cute...but I think that I only think that because she's so funny. If she were walking down the street I probably wouldn't give her a second look. Pretty shallow, huh?? Oh, well...I'm married, so who cares anyway!!??
