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[Real Life Crazy Weekend News] The Marvelous Misadventures of Zola In Florida

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Oct 28, 2015.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Contributing Member

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    Here is an easier to read version.

    Edit: actually just took another look and some entries are missing.
     
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  3. Cohete Rojo

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    tl;dr version?
     
  4. Haymitch

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    That was something else
     
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    Great story, A+
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    It's actually not that long.........and strangely worth reading. A few good quotes that will probably make it into the mainstream. I guarantee there will be some memes made out of her........"prose."
     
  7. tinman

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    have you been to florida?
    the hoodie/trashy chicks are way worse than any in Texas
     
  8. percicles

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    s-it's legit

    [​IMG]
     
  9. bobmarley

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    That's some story, but unfortunately there are way more stories like that that happen pretty regularly.
     
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    Please tell me I'm not the only one that is totally clueless on what the word "lowkey" means.
     
  11. Air Langhi

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    Girls (Zola) meet customers (Jes) at hooters. Girl(Zola) is a stripper. The customer (Jes) invites her to go strip in florida. Instead of stripping Jes ends up turning tricks. Jes's pimp (Z) isn't good and Zola gets gets jes more customers. Rival pimp kidnaps Jes and forces her to turn tricks for them. Jes's pimp(Z) kills rival pimp. Jes has a boyfriend who brought jess to florida. He is crying all the time and wants jes to stop being a prostitute. Zola and Jes's boyfriend go home. Jes stays to turn more tricks. Turns out Z is a big time human trafficker and is wanted for murder. Jes and Z are arrested in Vegas for turning tricks.
     
  12. davidio840

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    Lol pretty much sums it up. Cray cray
     
  13. Victorious

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    read this like a novel, entertaining as f**k. it has it all, a love story, betrayal, murder, hookers & pimps, human trafficking, fights, and triumph. and of course it all takes place in the Land of Debauchery, Florida.

    somebody needs to adapt this into a short film lol
     
  14. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    That word is old. It the the replacement word for down low. Down low is really old.
     
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    I've heard of someone describing someone as "low key", meaning quiet, unassuming, not overly exciteable. But that didn't seem to be how she was using it at all.
     
  16. LCAhmed

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    that's a hell of a lot of tweets. Good story though
     
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    Was that a leaked script for Spring Breakers 2?
     
  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    It has everything except a human being you could give two ****s about. But it was definitely entertaining in a super sad way.
     
  19. K mf G

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    why don't you give a **** about zola? she's a stripper that works a hooters!!!!
     
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    Damn...that was crazy but stories like this are being played-out as I type. These women have no clue what they are getting into when they step-into the world of dancing and for some, prostitution - I'm just glad I don't have a daughter who could possibly at one point "vibe over our hoeism" and go on "hoe trips" lmmfao What a strange world we are living in.
     

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