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random stupid comments from people that you don't know

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by OmegaSupreme, Mar 7, 2006.

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  1. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

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    so i'm sitting inside of a starbucks right now. a few moments ago, i went on the patio to smoke a cig and some old large lady with a librarian haircut passes by me and says "that's not good for you". :rolleyes:

    what the phock kinda schit is that? i thought about getting up and saying "trick, you don't know me", but decided against it. it's bad enough that folks like her make me unable to smoke a cigarette inside of a waffle house to go along with my coffee, but please don't criticize me over my bad habits... especially if you don't know me.

    i have nothing against "large people". i prefer large people as opposed to people that look like crack whores like myself. she was about 5'7" and i figure around 250 pounds. what if the situation was reversed? would it have been cool of me to pass by her and say, "that's not good for you" with the two pastry bags that she was carrying? what if i walked past her and said, "that's a HUGE b****!" i don't know if any of you used to watch "daria" on mtv, but she looked exactly daria's neighbor... you know... the old lady who always answered the door that breathed very heavily?

    anyway... she was wrong.

    so... any stupid comments from people that you don't know?
     
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    My cat's breath smells like cat food...
     
  4. Mulder

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    Why do you give a crap what random strangers think about you?

    Your retort should have been at best "thanks for your concern."
     
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    You should have pulled a Smokey from "Friday," and told that lady, "Don't worry about what the F***, I be doing!"
     
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    If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
     
  7. swilkins

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    You could have responded with,

    "That's ok... I'm afraid that if I quit, I will get fat."
     
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    Great, now I'm gonna have an aneurysm trying to figure out what this means.
     
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    Lewis Black stand up
     
  10. OmegaSupreme

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    doesn't really have anything to do with what people think about me... just the fact that she decided to become god today and walk around making overly critical comments to people that she doesn't know.
     
  11. Mulder

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    Fair enough.

    I just know that there came a day when I was really upset about what a complete stranger had said about me and then I realized, "why do I care what that freakin idiot thinks?"

    Life has been better ever since.
     
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    My favorite response to old people that are fat, obnoxious, whatever.

    "Being old doesn't give you the right to be rude."
     
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    Well, not to derail this thread or anything, but while fat people don't bother me, smokers do. Fat people don't blow fat into the air and stink up the joint for me, smokers do.

    Back to your situation. I agree with you she should have just shut up and said nothing, unless you were blowing smoke in her face.

    Having lived in different places around the world and having dealt with different cultures, Americans are by far the least prone to giving unsolicited advice, which I think is great.
     
  14. Mulder

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    Really? I find that surprising. More so than Canadians?
     
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    Fat chick: "That's bad for you."

    Smoker: "So is over-eating."
     
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    That is how our messed up society functions. Complete strangers, who are flawed in their own right with being obese or whatever, telling other complete strangers what is not good for them based on observation. I would have let her have it. She needed to be chewed out so she would stfu next time.
     
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    Ka-ching!!!!!! :D
     
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    Gets my vote! haha. No I'm kidding. She was wrong though.

    oops double post...sorry :eek:
     
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    You should have blown smoke in her face and said, "But second hand smoke is worse."
     
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    You should have punched that b(*# in the face and stabbed her in the neck with a fork while pouring hot coffee on her. You could have lit her beehive on fire with your cig and then put out the fire by pissing on her. Then you should have broken each of her fingers one by one, and rubbed the broken knuckles together when you did it. Then cut off her fingers and make her swallow them. Then you can sit there sobbing saying, "I hate you, dad... I do what I want..."

    wuss :)
     

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