Not sure if this has been posted here before. I sorta think this call was staged (by the wife/radio station). If it was real...it was definitely not what the husband was expecting! http://www.primepuzzle.com/leeslightest/radio_prank.html
LOL..... WIFE: "Oh that son of a *****! I knew it....now...now..... I don't feel so bad for ******* his brother! " Damn....harsh that has to be fake.
Here in Fairbanks a local DJ got pulled off the air on April Fools day for saying that dihydrogen monoxide had been found in homes and schools. I'll let you figure out just what that means....
Hey, dihydrogen monoxide is a serious thing! In fact, most people have it in their systems. They have become dependent on it. In most buildings, all you have to do is turn a certain knob and dihydrogen monoxide will be released. It affects the weather, it can destroy houses, and its vapor comes out of every car's exhaust pipe. Too much of it can kill you. Fortunately, if you live in Fairbanks, all the dihydrogen monoxide there is found in the solid form.
I don't care what the experts say. I do dihydrogen monoxide straight up every day because I'm ****ing hardcore.
I only heard the first one, but it sounds kinda real, but the only thing that makes it sound fake is that the so-called boss said the husband had been working there for about 20 years...young guy with a new baby didn't make sense...
Here's a link to the one mentioned on snopes. Their link appears to be broken. Listen to the Roses Bit. http://www.andysavage.com/audio.asp
Ok, I don't get what's so funny about dihydrogen monoxide. I did a quick search and it sounds like a serious thing.
Um.... you know that dihydrogen monoxide is 2 hydrogens plus one oxygen or, even simpler, H2O, right? People just say dihydrogen monoxide to be funny. on another note, couldn't anyone just picture Homer Simpson prancing around screaming, "dihydrogen monoxide?!?!?! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"