Feel free to add to the list. http://www.radaronline.com/features..._things_you_should_never_say_fo_shizzle_1.php 1) This is my favorite Creed song. 2) Did you not check my away message? 3) We met on eHarmony.com. 4) I respect the jury's verdict. But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby's sentence that required him to spend thirty months in prison. 5) Holler at your boy. 6) So I was reading The Fountainhead ... 7) Hold on, I'm getting paged. 8) Off the hook (also: hizook). 9) I'm sorry ... it's just that this ring tone makes me think of my ex-girlfriend. 10) I'd like to order the NASCAR-themed checks, please. 11) Can you supersize that? 12) Bros before hos. 13) The Internets (in conversation or on your blog). 14) Welcome to my backyard space capsule. 15) Go_______. It's your birthday! 16) Wait, did I forget to tell you your toothbrush fell in the toilet last week? 17) This old thing? Got it at Hot Topic. 18) If anything, you're the racist one for listening to my jokes. 19) I always tip 12 percent. Leave 'em wanting more. 20) I only take relationship advice from Neel Shah. 21) I actually make my own granola. 22) And then I'd take your other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your [redacted]. Just kind of a tease business. 23) They're not Rollerblades. They're inline skates. 24) All that, and a bag of chips. 25) Count it! (While throwing a balled-up piece of paper into the wastebasket in your cubicle.) 26) Synergize. 27) Word (used in the affirmative). 28) Sorry, I only drink Free Trade coffee. 29) That's just how I roll. 30) My parents are supporting me until my decoupage career takes off. 31) Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. 32) Smell ya' later. 33) Did you not get my Friendster request? 34) I'd love to, but Extreme Makeover: Home Edition is on. 35) I'd hit that. 36) You'll laugh till it hurts! And beg for more! 37) It's all good. 38) Yo. 39) Do you think that would fit on a vanity plate? 40) Let's hug it out. 41) Yup. @AOL.com. 42) If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 43) pwn3d. 44) Anything ending in 'izzle. 45) Homey don't play that. 46) But she's only a cousin through marriage. 47) I've always been a deodorant optional kinda guy. 48) We really wanted to go in a different direction with this album. 49) Talk to the hand. 50) Whasssssssssssssup??!!
How about Chronic when referring to the Chronicle? For some reason that annoys the ever living **** out of me.
bridezilla work hard, play hard size matters got _____ ? hottie flick (when referring to a movie) brewsky creamery texting
I KNOW this list isnt to be taken seriously, but some people just can't have any fun. And I'm the biggest stick-in-the-mud ever. Why dont they just say "Be white without taking any chances" before they put out the list There were some good ones on the list but obviously they like no references to that "urban" kinda culture and wont loosen themselves up any. What black/latino guy's gonna think to himself about his black friend/cousin "when he said "off the hook" just now, really, he was looking so ridiculous doing that". & who doesn't say "I'd hit that" or even think it? To me thats a great economy of words. We gotta say "I'd like to have intercourse with her?"
