Ms. Susan Smith I am 31 years old. My birthday is September 26. I am looking to meet new people and, hopefully, become friends. During my spare time, I enjoy reading, working puzzles, and writing. I love rainbows, Mickey Mouse, the beach, the mountains, and waterfalls. My favorite color is navy blue and my favorite flower is the daisy. I am a Christian and I enjoy attending church. I consider myself to be sensitive, caring, and kind-hearted. I'm currently serving a life sentence on the charge of murder. I have grown and matured a lot since my incarceration, but I will always hurt for the pain I've caused so many, especially my children. I hope to receive letters from those who are not judgmental and who are sincere. I look forward to hearing from new people and, hopefully, finding new friends. May God bless each one of you! http://www.writeaprisoner.com/z-221487.htm
I guess being a prisoner this chick is used to being frisked. Gentlemen Callers Greeting’s and Salutation’s from your Preferred Conquest for Romance. Allow me to formally introduce myself, my name is Kelly Callaghan. I’m a 29 year old, fly by the seat of your pants type a gal, lookin’ for love in all the right places (with any luck)! I have never been married and I have no children. I am educated, graduated and knowledgeable in area’s that does not come with instruction manuals. I’m very open minded, outgoing, sensual and astonishing young lady seeking honesty, compassion, support from that special Casanova, willing to step up to the plate and place his wager on a life time full of everything in return that he is willing to bring to the table and then some. I would prefer a gentleman who seeks an independent lady with a sense of humor and a mind of her own. I’m a non-judgmental, very friendly and looking for the one to share my hopes and dreams with. I like long walks on the beach, scuba diving, jet skiing, camping and dining out. I love animals, scary movies and my fest friend (MY MOTHER). I’m an only child, spoiled but not rotten however longing to spoil a special someone in my life. I am willing to relocate and may do so upon my release May 2004. Ladies are welcome to write if you have these qualities and are seeking what I have to offer. I do not discriminate if your responses are serious ones. Looking forward to hearing from you… Please Write Me At: Kelly Callaghan #271618 http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-271618
ya know she puts out.... "....Smith’s personal life has made headlines before. Two prison guards were disciplined for having sex with Smith three years ago...." http://g.msn.com/0US!s8.559_6217/21.b40/1??cm=TodayOnMSN so why not give it a shot?
General Information: Race: Caucasian Sex: Female Religion: Methodist. Release or next available parole date: 2024 Sexual orientation: Straight Seeking legal help: No On death row: No Serving a life sentence: Yes Seeking donations: No Very latest year to be released: Life Willing to write overseas pen pals: Yes Convicted of: Murder Birth Date: 09-26-71 Ad started: 06-01-03 Ad ends: 06-01-04
Inmate Melissa Woods: http://writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-845740.jpg (edit - click on it if you want to see it)
gee...I would have to pass... this remind me of movie Rindeer. I am in if you can find me someone like Charlize Theron
haha yep. The one where George goes to the prison and starts goin out with that one chick who's an inmate working in the library. I forgot what the episode was named or from what season but it had some HILARIOUS lines. Someone hook it up.
codell's busy, so here ya go: JERRY: You asked her out? GEORGE: Well...not "out." She's in prison. JERRY: How could you ask her out? GEORGE: Why not? JERRY: I remember when you wouldn't date that girl who lived in Queens because you didn't want to go over the bridge! GEORGE: That was different! JERRY: I'll say. GEORGE: Jerry, I like being with her. Plus, I know where she is all the time. I have relatively no competition. And you know how you live in fear of the pop-in? JERRY (shudders): The pop-in. GEORGE: Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well... JERRY: Conjugal visit? GEORGE (giddy): Don't jinx it!
Season 8: The Little Jerry JERRY: You asked her out? GEORGE: Well...not "out." She's in prison. JERRY: How could you ask her out? GEORGE: Why not? JERRY: I remember when you wouldn't date that girl who lived in Queens because you didn't want to go over the bridge! GEORGE: That was different! JERRY: I'll say. GEORGE: Jerry, I like being with her. Plus, I know where she is all the time. I have relatively no competition. And you know how you live in fear of the pop-in? JERRY (shudders): The pop-in. GEORGE: Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well... JERRY: Conjugal visit? GEORGE (giddy): Don't jinx it! <Kramer enters.> KRAMER: Hey. What's up? JERRY: George is dating a convict. KRAMER: Oh? What's she in for? GEORGE: Embezzlement. KRAMER (approvingly): Sounds like a nice girl. Hey Jerry, is it all right if I put some stuff in your fridge? 'Cause mine's full. ---------- GEORGE: Hey, I brought you some cigarettes. You buy yourself something nice. ---------- GEORGE (sadly): It's over, Jerry. She's gettin' out. JERRY: Ah, I'm so sorry. GEORGE: She's been locked up for two years. She's gonna want to make up for lost time. Dinners. Movies. <Rubs his forehead.> Talking... JERRY: In other words, a normal relationship. GEORGE: And that's no good. I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results. For me, sick is the only way to go. JERRY: Well, she'll still be an ex-con. GEORGE: It's not the same. JERRY: Hey, if you two are meant to be together...I'm sure the cops'll pick her up on something. ----------------- GEORGE: Celia broke out of prison. I'm sitting in my home, she shows up at the door! JERRY: Oh my God! The break-out/pop-in! GEORGE: Yeah. Hey Jerry, listen to this. I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex! Now, it's like everytime
Whether you are pro death row or not, a case like this almost makes you want to say: "Too bad she's not in Texas."
