Quincy The Pickup Master

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It's a dude!

 

That is awesome.

Picture of girl -

Spoiler

 

lol this is awesome man not even gonna hate

 

Damn, Quincy did more in about 300 characters than most dudes could ever pull in a million years.

#swag

 

She wants the pipe

 

Mad respect!!

 

I got to say this. Respect for the man.

 

Good job Bubba Gump

 

It would be funny if Tyson Chandler and Ty Lawson are the ones who show up at the date.

 

Do not care.

It's the wrong Chandler. Not Parsons.

 

She wont say no once she sees his Alaskan Husky

 

That's kind of unfair.

I asked to meet Miss Teen Delaware on Twitter a long time ago, but she never got back to me.

 

She wants the black D.

 

Donut? Dolphin?

 

good for him

 

Doohickey?

 

conley ain't having it!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/chrisvernonshow">chrisvernonshow</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/mconley11">mconley11</a> chances (scale 1-10) that @<a href="https://twitter.com/quincypondexter">quincypondexter</a> gets a second date w/ Miss Tenn?”(3)</p>&mdash; Mike Conley (@mconley11) <a href="https://twitter.com/mconley11/status/339912754464964608">May 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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You can tell he wasn't really expecting her to take it seriously by the way he finishes every tweet with "LOL"

Some guys have all the luck

 

That's exactly what I was going to say. A friend of mine has a miniature version of that type of dog -- man, he takes that thing for a walk, he's got to swim home...if you know what I mean (in case you don't I am referring to how drippy wet that dog makes all the human female vaginas that it encounters).