Quick, Someone Buy Shane More Spray Tan!

Since the All-star break,he's coming back strong and seems completely healed on his injured foot.Damn,he should go get a tan while in his spare time.

Good advice!I love this!

 

all hail to battier and ronron's def

 

I was at the Nets game and was right over him when he was on the post game. He looked burt crisp. I think he was in the bahamas and got a lil medicine to help his shot.

 

I love pete the cheat as a poster, but this thread has to be locked. Everyone knows that shane went to the sun to heal.

 

seriously, where's all the Battier haters now??

 

LOL. I liked it

 

Battier's been fading fast. He's gone from Tropc Thunder to Light Mocha in a week.

 

Combine Shane's ridged skull with Ron-Ron's pointy one and you get the Geometric Defense of Death!!

 

That serious block on that penentrating guard (Williams perhaps) was quite athletic, battier had FOUR blocks, How?

 

Yes Shane stepping up big when we need him to!

Someone stick this in his house

 

think one of yao's blocks went to battier. but yeah...that one with williams going into the lane and thinking he got by yao.....then battier was trailing him for the block the whole time.....

 

unless Zboy posts here, this thread will die...

 

battier's tan makes him more black. that's why he's been playing so well as of late.

 

Tanning beds and other artifical sources of tanning won't do, the power comes from the natural tanning goodness of the SUN

 

Battier looks ridiculous, but has been playing ridiculous...ly well. Let's make the guy orange as hell.

 

Shane?

 

You think the Times slobbing all over him boosted his confidence?

 

This make me think of the movie. Final Destination.