Hey guys, got a job today and I have to take a drug test tomorrow. I am using a detoxifying agent and I was wondering when I should drink it. I have to take the test tomorrow at 9 am, and I have vale 4x. It says that it will make me urinate frequently for a couple hours after consuming, but it is rather vague in indicating, if it is during this time or after when I should test. Have any of you guys ever used these before, please tell me about your experience.
Don't know if they work in 24 hours though...heard some are for 24 hours etc....but wouldn't know for sure....i would do a nice google on it and i am sure someone else has asked this somwhere and you can find it.
Tom Seizemore has a fake penis you might be interested in... Substances like THC are stored in your fat cells. It normally takes around 2 months to detox. A week is stretching it, but a day? I hope you didn't get too attached to the money. If it's the hair test, all bets are off.
Alternatively, don't smoke pot, so you won't have to worry about it. If you can't be honest before you even get the job, how is your employer supposed to trust you. Quite frankly, I hope your masking agent does not work.
Same dude who put up the fighting thread! Good to see you being a productive member of society once more!
If it is a urine test passing can be rather simple. Mix one gallon of water with one packet of Sur-Jel. Drink the entire thing a couple hours before the test. You basically just pass water through your system, I did this once when asked to take a drug test and passed although I had to urinate three different times because they though I was dipping it in the toilet. I offered the nurse to come watch me the last time I did it but she said it was OK she'll just take all three samples, compare and test them. Just remember you will be peeing every 10-15 minutes for several hours until the excess liquid in your system is removed. This test I took is also what actually made me stop using illegal drugs as well, they're really not worth losing your job or getting in trouble with the law.
Back in the day I heard that you would consume it 4 hours before the test followed by as much water as you could handle. YOu try and pee as much as possible before the test and then when you go take the test let the first part of your pee go into the toilet and the catch it when your about half done, the theory being that the toxins are the first thing to come out so you want them to hit the water and not the cup. I`m sure bith the test and the agents have greatly improved since I errr.... I mean my friends did this.
Just drink tons of water, you'll pass. Someone very close to me smoked on a Saturday night, and was called on Monday morning at work and told she would have a test at noon. She drank water for the next 3 hours and passed without a problem. I know many people that have passed by just consuming lots of water. Unless you are just a big fat guy that smokes daily, you should be ok.
Don't let these D.A.R.E. kids discourage you, they have been brainwashed to think that pot is something worse than it actually is.
Well, drank a lot of water and a drink formulated for larger people and athletes (although im only 6'2 175). To StupidMoniker and Da-Glyde, take your ignorant a**es and join 2005. Admitting to you guys that I socially have smoked pot in the last month, is not something I would ever feel bad about. It is your type that waste Americans money every day waging a stupid drug war because you still feel that pot is the gateway to hell. Performance at a job should determine your eligibility and although I realize the technical correlation b/w the two, it is still ignorant ***** like you that realize that social pot use is no more dangerous than drinking or using tobacco products. I didnt ask for you 2 cents and if you wanted me to pass. I asked for people who have had similar experiences in the past. Thats a pathetic way to up your post count. **** Rockhead- yea, but the instructions are vague, mostly legal boundaries I believe.
What was wrong with what S Moniker said? All he said was that if you didnt smoke pot, you wouldnt have to worry about it....and that if you are already lieing to your employer, that it would be a stretch for him to trust you (although i guess he wont know you lied). Performance at a job should determine your eligibility so you are ok with professional athletes taking steroids to enhance their "on the job" performance?
I think that pot is no worse than drinking, and should be legalized. That's not to say it doesn't have negative effects. But I don't think people smoking out every once in awhile should be a big deal. I also think that businesses should be able to set any requirement they want for who they hire as long as they don't discriminate on the basis of age, race, religion, or gender. If they don't want to hire potheads, or alcoholics, or ex-cons, whoever, then that should be their right. And guess what, that's what the laws say. Does that make me a D.A.R.E. kid?
Your sig says "legalize" and you're asking how to pass a drug test at work. You're the one in denial. It doesn't sound like you "socially" smoke pot. It sounds like you are a pot-head. Don't call people out for telling you what you already know. Until it is legalized, you shouldn't be smoking it.
