You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
Dude, I write grants for shark research! Seriously, I hope I get thrown some bones. I'll try to get the laser thing going; let me get back to you.