I'm pretty sure they have some sort of liquid narcotic mixed in with pudding. Once I open one, I can't stop until I have finished off the convenient 6-pack. What is going on here?
Nomar is to pudding as drapg is to peanut butter. I haven't eaten it in 6 days (purposefully), which I consider a pretty big deal. I'm trying to go cold turkey. Eating an entire jar at one sitting consists of nearly 3000 calories and 160 grams of fat.
I once ate a whole cheesecake in 1 sitting. uuhhhh. But the worst was 1 day before going to the pool I was hungry so I stopped off at the store and bought a 6 pack of Klondike bars. Of course I couldn't let them melt. The first 3 were good. 4 was ok. 5 wasn't the best. And I'm still questioning why 6 ending up in my stomach instead of the trash.
Well, I see this thread is turning into the "How Much Have You Eaten In One Sitting" thread, so let me respond. Back in my 'experimental' days, I ate two large pepperoni pizzas from Little Caesars, 2 liter of Coke, and a Cookies N' Crunch Twix to boot. I then fell asleep on a lawn chair and woke up, threw up in the pool, and then passed out until the next morning. Wow, how I've changed.
naner puddin is the best and the best part of that is the nilla wafers that are both soft and crunchy.
I have often eaten (in one sitting): 1. Entire gallon of ice cream 2. 2 boxes of ice cream sandwiches washed down by a box of prepackaged ice cream cones filled with ice cream. 3. Full box of cereal and pint of milk 4. entire jar of peanut butter, entire jar of jam, entire loaf of french bread. 5. Entire pan of brownies 6. Entire apple / peach pie 7. Entire loaf of banana bread And for the kicker... I have (on more than several occaisions) done #3 and #4 at the same time, in one sitting. And my stomach still wasn't full.
I don't know why - but that's funny...It's probably the Cookies N' Crunch Twix that does it. Every meal deserves a dessert.
gluttony \Glut"ton*y\, n.; pl. Gluttonies. [OE. glotonie, OF. glotonie, gloutonnie.] Excess in eating; extravagant indulgence of the appetite for food; voracity. *OR* You guys just smoke a lot of pot.
drapg, every poster that's currently on the Atkin's diet just had a heart attack...I hope you're happy.
I have the same thing with Twinkies. I eat the whole freaking box. Easiest thing is for me to never ever buy Twinkies again!
My wife made a key lime pie once, I thought since it had "lime" in it, it must be fat-free.....so I ate it while studying for finals. God that almost killed me. Once I won the "Subway How Many Feet Can You Eat" contest at Vanderbilt's Rites of Spring. The prize? More Subways. Ugh.
Nomar, there's a quaint little establishment in Katy where you can combine your love of pudding with your love of T&A: http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/2003-09-25/bestarts14.html/1/index.html Best Place to Watch Pudding Wrestling R&R Sports Bar & Grill Beer? Check. Shot specials? Check. Half-naked women flailing about in a tub of vanilla pudding? Checkmate! Thursday night is now "Pudding Night," thanks to this venerable Katy club, which invites the gorgeous women of the Association of Pudding Wrestling to get down 'n' dirty for your pleasure. Matches run from about 9:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. But be sure to get there by 8 p.m. to buy raffle tickets (three for $5). The winner of the drawing gets to hose down the women in the patio shower at the end of the night. Even if you don't get that honor, this is still a good deal: Buttery nipples, kamikazes and well tequila shots are only $2. Drink enough, and you'll be seeing double -- that's twice the pudding wrestling.
"GREAT! Now I've got chocolate pudding inside my pants!" "We didn't have any pudding in there buddy."
Now what did I tell ya'll about dieting. You never gonna lose the weight like that. Now hand over the pudding, and I'll uh... get rid of it
