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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Mar 23, 2009.

  1. Luckkky

    Luckkky Member

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    I know every have dealt with a psycho, please tell your story here :D

    Here's mine that happened recently

    So I met this chick at the club and got her number. Usually don't ask for numbers or anything like that but then i know alot of asians and saw this chick, thought she was cute and have never seen her before so i didnt think she was from here.

    Anyways, we started texting back and forth, so it turns out she was from California, forgot which city already. We decide to go on a date but it was more like a meet up and hang out. I was worried as **** because I knew the girl was cute but then I was really drunk that night and had forgotten how she looked like.

    so we met up and she was 1/4 french and 3/4 viet, cute, short chick. we went to the sushi place but then it was late and the waitress said they were closed so we went to the slicks on hollister/290 for a couple of drinks and chit chat.

    I had about 3 beers and she had 1 beer and let me tell you waht, she was like "omg i think im drunk"... i was confused :confused: LOL, so then i thoguht okay, shes a weak drinker. I had work the next day since it was a weekday, so we called it the night at 11 something, when we got to her apt, she leaned over and we started kissing then all of a sudden out of no where.

    Her: This is all you wanted huh?!!?
    me: :confused: Huh??
    Her: you just wanted to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me huh!?
    Her; I know guys like you!!
    me: :confused: wtf, no (still confused)
    me: Um.. I am not like that seriously, what is your problem? (trying to plead my case)
    her: yeah whatever thats all you wanted me for!!!! :mad:
    me: um.. I think you are drunk, maybe we should talk tomorrow or something
    her: no! I am not drunk! and I am not done talking to you!
    me: um.. okay i really have to go... sorry..

    then she gets out, slams the door to my car and walks up stairs.

    here is the weird part, the next day I got a text from her saying how she had a wonderful night last night and acted like nothing happened.. LMAOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOOO

    I was confused as ****, so anyways, that same week friday came around, so at this point I didn't knwo how crazy she was yet. So couple of my friends and I were going to Rice Village (brian o neils), this time she had 3 beers and fine ( so i guess she was bsing last time ), everything was all cool and fun the whole night, i was pretty buzzed then when we got back to her apt, i asked her if she had fun and she was like yes and everything, then we started kissing... again, she did the same ol **** all over again LMAOOOOOO
    started going crazy, only this time she wouldnt get out of my car, started yelling at me and crying say i dont care about her and all these nonsense, I kept saying im sorry cause i dont she was drunk and i was like youre drunk just go home and go to sleep, she kept going at it for about an hour and I am not lying guys, she wouldnt get out of the car. I was begging

    Me: pleaseeee, pleaseeee just go home and go to sleep pelase
    her: no! i am not done talking to you yet!!
    me: pleasee i am really sorry okay, my newphews birthday is tomorrwo pleasee (kept saying sorry hoping she would stfu and go home)
    her: yap yap ayp ayp yap
    me: GET THE ***** OUT OF MY CAR NOW!!!!!
    her: what :mad: ?
    me: you heard me, get the ***** out my car!! get out!!!! nOW!!!
    her: I hate you! dont ever talk to me again!! delete my number out of your phone!!!! I hate you!!!
    me: please get the F out right now, now!!!!!!!

    she gets out and slams the **** out of my door. then again, next day... get a text from her like nothing happened the night before. LAMOOOOOO have ignored her since. LOL

    sorry for the long story lmao :cool:
     
  2. gwatson86

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    I'm not going to flat out make any generalizations, but every Vietnamese chick I've ever met is just bonkers.
     
  3. kaleidosky

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    nice story..
     
  4. Cannonball

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    She no love you long time?
     
  5. brentdapmp

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    Yeah that **** is crazy. Thank god I don't have any story like that to share. I have dated some pretty normal girls.
     
  6. Luckkky

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    haha, she lub me long long time,

    btw saw her at the gym the other week, I dont know if she goes there or not but I have never seen her. But after I told her I go there when we went out. shes been going there. I always say hi and nothing more. well the last time i saw her recently, i walked by and didnt say anything. I came home logged into facebook and got a message from her yelling at me for not saying hi. lol
     
  7. Dubious

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    Her: This is all you wanted huh?!!?

    You: yes

    (good times ensue)
     
  8. macalu

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    tell it to reader's digest.
     
  9. no_answer

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    Okay I have two stories, i'm lazy so I will just type the most recent one...

    I had to go buy some books for my classes in January and I took my daughter with me. We stopped at Shipley's on the way to get a donut. It was mid-afternoon, so no one else was there except one worker. She was an older lady, like 50-60 something. I ordered a couple of donut and we sat down at a table. A bunch of cop cars drive by and the lady comes out of her closed in work area and looks out the window near where I am. I tell her that there was an accident down the road and that's probably where they're all going . She talks to me for a few minutes and then goes back into a door that leads to her work area. A few minutes later another customer comes in and the lady comes up to the front (because she was in the back listening to a radio) and she stares at me like she's seen a ghost. I looked behind me because I was like WTF is she looking at and I don't see anything. She keeps looking at me crazy and I'm just like, okay whatever. Then she's done helping the customer and goes to the side of the donut rack and pokes only her head out and looks at me. The she goes behind the donut rack and keeps staring at me. The other customer leaves, but looks at me like what's wrong with her on her way out. Then the lady working there comes out into the lobby again and stares at me and I say to her, "Are you okay?" and she doesn't answer, she keeps looking at me like she's crazy. So I ask her again "Are you okay?" because I think maybe she didn't hear me the first time. All of a sudden she gets super scared and runs back into her work area. Now she's totally freaking me out so I tell my daughter to hurry up and put her jacket on and we leave.

    I've been back to that Shipley's since then and the same lady has served me, but she acts normal. I think she's crazy.
     
  10. Falcons Talon

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    Dude, you have the crappiest luck with females.
     
  11. Luckkky

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    Crazy? I was one crazy, locked me in a room, room fulll of rats ahhhh you get the rest :D
     
  12. Luckkky

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    well i cant afford a gf anymore so it doesnt really matter hahaha...
     
  13. plutoblue11

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    I live in Atlanta, dated a few people, and commuted through the city on the public MARTA train, and walked from one end of metro city to the other.

    And ...whoa.....f!ckin. My list is so long I don't know where to start.
     
  14. The_Yoyo

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    you think that's bad? wait till the next time you see and she goes apes*** for real for posting this story on the board
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    EDIT: Obvious mazyar joke deleted
     
  16. JuanValdez

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    Sorry, I have no psycho stories. I only associate with rational people, apparently.

    That's what I was thinking. It's a little role-play, and you're not playing the right role. How are you going to get luckkky if you don't know what you're doing?
     
  17. Luckkky

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    haha I gave up sex as a new years resolution. wasn't trying to get lucky :D

    ill keep that in mind next time though lol
     
  18. brentdapmp

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    That was a bad move. There are a lot of things I would give up, but that is not one of them.
     
  19. aghast

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    1) Do you know who your mother is? / Were you adopted? If you think you know who your mother is, are you really sure? Have you had "the talk" yet? Blood tests? Have you seen pictures of your mother when she was pregnant with you, and holding you in the hospital (assuming you have an identifiable scar/mole)? If not, then the Shipley's donut lady is definitely your real mother. She misses you, and wants to reconnect.

    2) Have you appeared frequently in television/film, or are you featured frequently on the covers of tabloid magazines? Does your daughter bear a resemblance to Suri Cruise, or is she perhaps one of the OctoKids? If so, the Shipley's donut lady is simply starstruck, and was too embarassed to ask for your autograph(s). Don't be so standoffish to your adoring public.

    3) Does your daughter have many of what you consider "imaginary" friends? Does she talk to them often, no matter how often you ask her to stop? If so, you are really a ghost who was shot (& killed) in the first reel, your "daughter" is just humoring you until you go away, and you need to Let It Go so you can move on and get to heaven. If so, the Shipley's donut lady is definitely your daugher's actual mother. (Ability to see dead people is, of course, a hereditary trait.)

    4) Are you sure the pastries you've been eating on these return trips were actual donuts? You said she works alone. These "donuts" you ate weren't merely her coworkers, chopped up, shaped into ovals and deep-fried, and then served to the unsuspecting public? Were these donuts particularly (and unnaturally) delicious? Does she resemble this woman, and speaks perhaps with a poor cockney accent?
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    If so, then yes, the Shipley's donut lady is indeed crazy, and you were the first customer after she snapped. The donuts you ate were actually "Shipley" himself.

    Were you the grandmother in this video?

    Not remotely SFW:
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  20. eveluvsrox

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    my story

    so 2 weeks ago my ex boyfriend text me out of the blue. i hadn't heard from him in almost a year but i keep numbers in my phone because i don't like surprises.
    it was midterm week that week leading into spring break and he text me like at 8 o clock. i was getting ready to go to class when i got the text saying whats up.. my first thought was to ignore him but i just thought ide say hi back.
    so this how the conversation started
    him: you know who this is
    me: yeah
    him: so why haven't you called me.
    me: i should be asking you the same thing
    him: yes i have but you never answer the phone or respond to my texts
    me: bulls***
    him: so can i come see you on friday
    me: hell naw.
    him: well why not
    me:i haven't heard from you in forever and all of a sudden you wanna come see me. i ain't going down like that
    him: naw i miss you and i wanna spend time with you and catch up
    me: bulls*** all you wanna do is **** and i ain't messing with you anymore. you up and stopped talking to me like im trash you don't need to see me now.
    him: its not even like that
    me: give me more bulls*** and lies
    him: so can i come see you
    me:(WTF) no im going friday (i had some partying that needed to be accomplished :D )
    then this stupid prick had the audacity to say "you cant go home saturday" :mad: :mad:
    me ready to go break my phone in half politely says no.

    the next day he texted me at 5 in the morning. 5 o'clock. 5 effin o clock in the morning asking me if i was up. im a student he knows that. why in the hell would i need to be up at 5. my class didn't start till 11. so i ignore that and roll over.
    so that whole day about every 30 minutes he was texting me staring at up at 10 to 6 o clock the night.
    and it was the same thing.
    "can i see you"
    "hello"
    "answer me"
    " i miss you"
    "what u doing"
    i ignored them all. any normal person would've gave up. not him
    so then he sends it again. can i come see you.
    ( i caught him cheating like up close and personal with the other girl and on fronted him and of course he had nothing to say) and i had 2 friends with me who witnessed it too.
    anywho

    so when he sent that last text. i asked him what happened to the other girl. and he plays dumb.
    so im tryin to watch the rockets game and he keeps texting me and im getting pissed and my inbox on my crappy phone hold about 400 in the inbox.
    all of a sudden i had no space and had to erase everything and i had numbers and directions in there and i didn't feel like going through them 1 by 1 hoping that i locked them. which i happened to do so i felt some relief.

    wednesday was brief
    he asked if i wanted to him or what. of course i said no and he says fine.
    i think its over. its not.

    the following monday he text me again and by this time im getting frustrated.
    again bright and early. so i put my phone on silent so i wouldn't hear it vibrate or ring. and the important people knew to Y!IM me if i didn't respond in a reasonable time.
    about 3 hours later i had 37 messages from him. im thinking this r****ded b*stard has a mental problem. why is it so hard for him to understand no.
    so i finally say yeah you can visit.
    big mistake
    so im guessing he is excited because he thinks he is gonna get some spring break lovin. not from me.
    anywho
    starts blowin up the phone again.
    him:visit you when
    me: whenever i get back to school
    him: when are you going back
    me: not sure

    only sane people can come to my moms house not crazy ones
    then again he starts
    him:when you going back
    me: i just told you im not sure. whenever the person i ride with is going back that's when imma go back.
    him: what side of town do you stay on
    me: (thinking i hope he don't think imma give him my address) i say humble
    him: o okay
    ---a few hours later the same thing
    when are you going back.. so i just ignore him.
    the next day he says imma just leave you alone okay.
    i got all excited and wrote back "just the other day you was missing me and wanted to see me now you wanna leave me alone. THAT'S THE BEST IDEA IVE HEARD IN A LONGGG TIME!!"
    i knew he was up to something.
    then says "i was trying to come see you and spend time with you but you act like you don't miss me" which i didn't.
    then he says when can i come see you.
    i was helping my mom with something so i didn't care to respond.
    so he starts it again
    answer me...whats taking so long...hello....what u doing...
    i told him i was helping my mom then he told me i was lying :mad: :mad:
    that was it for me..i ignored all the rest of his texted that day
    the next morning he texted me at 7 asked me if i had tmobile. i did but didn't want to talk to him so i said yes but i don't have mobile to mobile even though i do.
    prayed
    then sent him a nice text asking him to delete my number out of his phone. and to never in life text me again. the he sends a couple of begging texts and why i dont want to talk to him. i never respond.

    the end

    sry it was long.. i know. :D
     

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