Well, if it was a samurai sword, it wouldn't be ninja skills, would it? That's like saying I used my pirate skills and killed someone with a lightsaber.
See, another great reason to get a PS3...oh wait... I wouldn't recommend anyone chasing after someone...As his dad said, if the guy had a gun, we'd be talking about the funeral...
for some reason reminds me of this song..wish i had audio You want a piece of my general tso? Im-a give it to you now. Who like my chopstick hit you in the **** Wit my little as dick, yellow If you wanna see me, eat Jell-O I've never seen nothin' like you before, I can kick you, higher than you can kick me, I can kick you way up into a tree Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho-ha-ho-ha-ho chi chi, Everybody in the phone book named Chang, Wanna see my wang? And have a good go and hit the gong with a bang WAAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball, But that's not right Not in real life you'll fall, Down and break your leg, Everybody wanna see me break a leg, Well I don't, but I like fried rice, And I ain't got lice, Ching chow whoa ching wang woo wice, That ain't nice, For fortune cookie, I always touch it twice Delivery's free, but not from me, I always charge a dolla-fifty, fifty-five Wanna see me GO GA? Hit you with the lang, HII-YA! War when I hit you with the **** Do a split take a **** After you eat my **** Kung-Fu, Want my buffet? You f-cking gay, Ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay, Stay the f-ck away, Hit you in the balls, Only Americans eat duck sauce, And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your chew, Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you While your little boy ****s, Waiiiii-YA! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill, And if you want a little mint That's fifty-cent, b**** Everything costs a little bit, So don't expect nothin' for free At least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city, And Hong Kong I can smoke a bong And I can do it all night long, So don't mistake me for a Viet Cong, I can get you, And tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up, and put you in a bamboo cage And make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick 'Til you page your buddies to come Napalm me, God damn that **** burned blew away My whole city, Ho-Chi-Mihn, Shoot a load on your chin God damn that's a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work into my world where The yellow **** begins, HAI-YA Can't be tamed, I got **** to control your brain and it's called Egg-Foo-Young, and Lo-mein So come on in baby and have it just the same WAII-YA, HAAA No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose, ha haha Huh? huhhhuhu huh?
Why would you post this? brandon dicamillo is amazingly talented for his ability to squeeze in so many racial stereotypes in one "song"
sigh it's amazing that so many white people on youtube find this thing funny. yup, they all are just being nice to you when they yell "ni hao ma" to you on the train I wonder if he has the balls to do a "song" like that about muslims or black people.
Did you ever laugh at one of the "you might be a redneck" jokes? Did you ever laugh at any black comics "impersonation" of a white person? please, dont be so damn sensitive. More proof of the pussification of america sorry you are overly sensitive and i hurt your delicate feelings.
let me guess, it's ok for white people to say the N word because black people say it too right? My friend was sick, I didnt say any mean things to him aout him being a gimp or probably gonna die on me when he was sick. Now that he's healthy, I rip on him all the time about his past sickness and he's ok with that cuz he's past that. Please don't ever tell any minority that we shouldnt be sensitive to white people ripping racist jokes on us when we're still dealing with racism every single day.
