Prophet Yahweh! Summoning UFOs for the next 45 days!

Astro101 · May 31, 2005

Sorry if it's been posted.

For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph.

During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days.
Prophet Yahweh was blessed to discover the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships on-demand.

There is a difference between UFOs and spaceships. UFOs are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc. And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world.

But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies.

Since 1979, more than 1,500 UFOs and/or spaceships have appeared on Prophet Yahweh's signal before witnesses or at unawares.

During this time, he was performing his summons privately with only those close to him as witnesses.

But, starting June 1st until July 15th (45 days) Prophet is going public by opening up to the news media.

He will demonstrate his ability to call down UFOs and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph.

Prophet is in direct telephatic contact with his space being friends. They have revealed that they will send UFOs as soon as Prophet starts asking for them to appear.

Also, before the 45 day summoning period has ended, a spaceship will descend and sit in the skies over Las Vegas on Prophet's signal.

The spaceship will hover in the sky, not far from Nellis Air Force base, for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night, before it goes back up into space.

Some news media representatives wonï¿½t be able to come to Las Vegas to film the sightings. But, they would be interested in doing a story on Prophetï¿½s ability to summon them.

Others would like to see videos of the UFOs, first, to determine if they are real, before coming.

Because of this, Prophet is giving the news media free access to the broadcasts area of his website where they can view his UFO videos.

Also, since some news media will not be able to come to Las Vegas, Prophet is willing to travel to any city to call down UFOs for them to document.

If your company would like to film or photograph UFOs and/or spaceships that appear on Prophetï¿½s cue, email your request to him.

Afterwards, he will communicate with you concerning it and email you the login information you need to access the UFO videos in the Broadcast Area of his website.
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Hey, the guy "summoned" something in front of a newscrew in Las Vegas. It's weird, guess we'll see if it's all real in the next 45 days.

Here's that video of his "summoning". http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=yahwehufo

Jeff · May 31, 2005

I'm going to summon many hot naked bisexual women to myself over the next 45 days. I'll let you know how it works out.

RocketMan Tex · May 31, 2005

Originally posted by Jeff
I'm going to summon many hot naked bisexual women to myself over the next 45 days. I'll let you know how it works out.
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I'll bring the consumables!

PhiSlammaJamma · May 31, 2005

This sounds like a nigerian scam.

TMac640 · May 31, 2005

deez nutz will be summoned for the next 45 days.

Austin70 · May 31, 2005

May the Schwartz be with you.

thegary · May 31, 2005

Jeff · May 31, 2005

Perhaps Walter Mercado can do the astrology for the whole thing...

nappdog · May 31, 2005

Originally posted by thegary

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OCP?

Uprising · May 31, 2005

Originally posted by Austin70
May the Schwartz be with you.
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this and the picture in the next post had me cracking up.

Cohen · May 31, 2005

Uh...did anyone else watch the video?

I found it interesting.

PhiSlammaJamma · May 31, 2005

I just watched it. The video looks legit since the news team seems legit. Makes you wonder.

pickymen · May 31, 2005

Originally posted by Cohen
Uh...did anyone else watch the video?

I found it interesting.
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Watched 2 video clips, and he said more will be coming or something like that.

PhiSlammaJamma · May 31, 2005

what day does War of the Worlds release?

Mr. Brightside · May 31, 2005

cool, i'm a believer..

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