Ok I havent been in the Rockets Forum that much lately. here are my 10 predictions for the Spurs-Rockets game. 1.) At some point during the game, A Spurs announcer will ask to be baptized by Tony Parker. 2.) Bruce Bowen will kick Steve Francis in the face, curing his headache problems 3.) Bruce Bowen will kick Rudy T in the face, breaking his jaw. 4.) At somepoint Dan Langhi will enter the game and brick a wide open jumpshot. 5.) After the game, Eddie Griffin will finally show his emotion and refer to the Spurs as "Duncan, Jesus, The Little Mermaid and 8 CBA Rejects, proving he visits clutchcity.net 6.) Bruce Bowen will kick Lisa Malosky in the face, she amazingly pronounces Cato's name right. 7.)Steve Francis will score 29 points in 1 quarter, The Spurs announcers proclaim him the anti-christ and throw crosses on the court. 8.) After a loss on Tuesday, Hakeem ditches Canada and comes back to play for the Rockets, nobody notices until the 4th quarter when Bruce Bowen kicks him in the face. 9.) Jackie Chan, who has always been a closet-Rockets fan, will jump out of his seat and kick Bruce Bowen in the Face repeatedly. 10.) Moochie Norris will hit the Game winning three pointer after he tries to dribble out the clock but Bruce Bowen kicks his hand and the ball banks off the glass for the game winning shot
Originally posted by moestavern19 Ok I havent been in the Rockets Forum that much lately. here are my 10 predictions for the Spurs-Rockets game. 1.) At some point during the game, A Spurs announcer will ask to be baptized by Tony Parker. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Damn that is one funny post Moe. I now baptize you Sean Elliot, in name of the father the son and the holy spirit, amen. Now let me go "run circles and give fits" to Steve Francis. Ok maybe not as funny as yours.
The Spurs broadcasters suck. They were saying that Parker is better at setting up teammates than Francis is and Parker averages only 4 assists per game.
You know how Jesus was the saviour of mankind? Well Tony Parker is the saviour of Spurkind. Thus they call him Jesus. I CAN SCHOOL TONY PARKER!
What the hell? In that case, how can they call Tony Freakin' Parker Jesus, and not Tim Duncan? Why him of all people on that team?
Well, part of the problem is they treat both of them on about the same level. The announcers seriously act like he's a second superstar, and that he forms some one-two punch with Duncan. With Duncan it's justified, but with Tony, not quite the case... One of the funniest examples came on a Fox Sports SW preview from a couple of months ago. They described the point guard duel between Baron Davis and Tony Parker as "amazing", and claimed that both "stars" came off fabulous games the night before. Davis had 34 points and about 8 assists, several rebounds, etc. Tony had 12 points and 4 assists, I believe.
