So what do y'all see happening in 2010? I've got ten relatively safe bets I'm throwing out there. 1) The most obvious first, There will be a great tragedy this year and the coverage will be on par with the latest from a show like Jersey Shore 2) Tiger Woods will return to golf, win a major and all will be forgiven. 3)The new lame metro fashion thing for guys will be wearing vests like a bunch of homosexual Marty McFlys. 3) The Texans will be a great team next year and surprise a lot of people. I'll go on record and say 11-5 including a win over the 'Girls. 4) The Kepler Telescope will find a number of planets that are similar in composition to Earth. 5) Tim Tebow will come out of the closet and pronounce his Vermont marriage to American Idol's Adam Lambert. This will cause him to fall to the fourth round of the NFL draft. Will still be a bust. 6) Thom Yorke's project with Flea will result in an all time classic album that will inspire millions around the globe to resolve their differences and try to achieve peace. Yorke and Flea will go back to their respective bands upon its completion and war/tensions will resume. 7) The new Iron Man movie will be AWESOME!!! 8) Big years for both Anderson Silva and Rampage Jackson which will result in a December mega-fight between the two. After five rounds of an epic clash leaving half the world in awe, they will call it a draw and both leave the ring to rip apart an onlooking Brock Lesnar. 9) God of War III will result in a productivity decrease of about 17% in male ages 17-34. 10% in the 35-42 group. 10) It will be a good one for yours truly. Happy new year everybody, hope its good to you.
Hello McFly!.... This has happened already, check out any nightclub and you'll catch at least one lame-o sporting the "emergency life jacket."
Christopher Nolan's Inception will underwhelm at the Box Office but will end up one of the best films of 2010. Jason James Richter will see a Hollywood resurgence and eventually win the Academy Award for a his reprisal of Jesse in the James Cameron Free Willy Prequel entitled Pre Willy. Lebron James will stay in Cleveland. Jamarcus Russell will be cut by the Oakland Raiders and never heard from again. Tim Tebow will be drafted in the 2nd round by the Miami Dolphins. China will buy America for 30 cents. The top hip-hop song on the year will include a word nobody has heard before. Barack Obama will be involved in a scandal involving shady business practices. Joseph Gordon-Levitt will become a superstar. Facebook will see a decrease in popularity for the first time ever. Twitter will be sold to Microsoft. Oranges will no longer be considered a fruit. Earth will no longer be considered a planet. Edna will make a comeback as a girl's name. Matthew McCoughney will finally cease to be in every romantic comedy Brian Kelly will lead Notre Dame to a 6 win season. Yao Ming will return to the Houston Rockets and lead the team to a division title. Tracy McGrady will sign with the Boston Celtics and play 14 minutes a game off the bench.
Anybody wanna take a shot at guessing DD's post count this time next year? To the nearest thousand of course.
-The Denver Broncos will make the playoffs. -Yao Ming will return at the beginning of the 2010-2011 season -Boston Celtics win the NBA Finals for 2010 -I will be amazing and have an amazing year.
The DOW will hit 12,500 before the end of 2010........ Oil will be over 100...... AND real estate will increase 30 - 40 % . San Diego or NE will win the Super Bowl. Cleveland will win the NBA title if they are healthy. UH will sign Sumlin to a BIG deal and a new stadium will be green lighted.
I got some predictions. 1) Tracy McGrady suffers a career-ending injury. 2) Rockets shock the world by beating a higher-seeded team in the first round of the playoffs. 3) Kobe Bryant has a vintage 70+ point performance. 4) Manny Pacqiuao is no longer the #1 Pound for Pound fighter. 5) Charles Barkley disappears for a while and comes back on the TNT set, losing about 150 pounds. 6) Michael Jordan attempts comeback into the league, ties from toe complications. 7) Yao Ming returns early from surgery to play for the Chinese National team in the summer. Injures himself again; career-ender. 8) Rockets lose 76% of fan-base after Yao Ming retires after sustaining a career-ending injury. 9) DaDakota reaches 200,000 posts. 10) The GARM explodes.
January 3, 2010 - Texans make claim wild card position and their first playoff appearance. -Megan Fox goes nude, via playboy or sextape or withering acting career. -new lame metro guy fad - forego the skinny jeans, switch to tights.
