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Power Dancer In My Class (Dreaming?)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SwoLy-D, Sep 14, 2004.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Dudes.

    One of the power dancers is in my last class in college. Won't tell you what college, won't tell you who she is, but I got her to sign my 2004 calendar.

    After class was over, she was still taking notes...
    ME: "Excuse me, you look awfully familiar. Do you mind signing my calendar?"
    HER: "Oh, My God! How did you know???"
    ME: "Easy... you just look like you're one of the Power Dancers... right?"
    HER: "Yes, I Am."
    ME: "Will you wait here? I will go get my calendar. Can you sign it?"
    HER: "Sure!"

    What are the odds of having a Power Dancer in your college class?
    I'd say GREAT ODDS.

    I found out I also took a picture of my family and her in one of the games last season.
     
  2. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    you definitely want a cookie, don't you?
     
  3. LegendZ3

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    How could u tell with just a picture like this?
    [​IMG]

    Heck, one of the girls look like my ex-girlfriend.
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    I'd never thought I'd say this, because I am close to 30 years old but... "DON'T BE HATIN'!"

    OK, OK, a hint: she's blonde. Don't start asking natural or bleached, dyed or colored, or none of that other stuff... be reasonable, guys and gal.
    I'd be extremely moronic to leave a girl that "look like" one of them.
     
  5. xcharged

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    yeah i know which one...

    thanx to Swoly-D for letting me tag along.
     
  6. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    I just find it funny how people like you get so excited over trivial things like this. I guess people always want what they'll never get.
     
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    Thats cool, they all work out downstairs from my office :)
     
  8. ncube20

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    I can't actually believe two things about this story( I don't doubt the story's validity but rather what occured during it). One, that you were carrying your Rockets calender around with you and two(and most importantly) that you approached this poor girl after class to sign your calender. I can't believe you aren't embarrassed by this.
     
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    i think only the 15 yr old crowd hangs here in the offseason.
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    I work in the college I don't want to mention. Let's just say she's going here. She plans to be a teacher. So do I. We have the same class. I see her in there. I say HI. I ask if I can go get my calendar from my office. She says YES. OK, you want the truth? I will scan the autograph... but there's no need for that, right? I am just letting YOU GUYS know that this happened. But that's ok... I won't be all over her during class. SHe's got her own life, I have mine. It's just a coincidence. DUDE, why would I make THIS up? I gain NOTHING.

    Your name says it all. Don't worry, when you go to college, you will probably... ummm... never mind... that's probably not in the next ten years... :D
    Well, how many Power Dancers, er, Middle School cheerleaders are in YOUR class? :)

    DUDE... c'mon... I don't want what I will never get... I am already married... this is not what I want. If that was the case, then I'd be sleeping right now. ;)
     
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    I go to Wharton County Junior College(Sugarland Campus), and the covergirl (her name is Susannah)of the 2003-2004 calender goes there, this is her, i believe third semester there...

    my school has alot of white chicks...

    :)
     
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    I didn't imply that you were making it up. I said that I thought it was odd (and for that matter quite weird) that you would approach a Rockets power dancer to sign your calender after class. I believe your story, please don't scan the autograph.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Dude, now why would you say her name here in public. I am telling you, I won't say who it is, just gave a slight hint. Now, I respect their privacy and everything, that's why I didn't go there asking for her all loud and everything. Maybe that's why I won't say who she is.

    Don't worry, ncube20. It's all fun in here, but I won't make stuff up.
     
  14. GladiatoRowdy

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    Not true, I'm 34.
     
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    Damn, some young chicks on the Rockets Power Dancers roster. Nice... :cool:
     
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    nice! that should help out your attendance in the class. i would be rushing to get to class early to sit next to her every day!
     
  17. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    so witty, moron.
     
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    Man, I would have trouble concentrating with a Power Dancer in one of my classes. I definitely would try to hit her up for not only the snatch but free tickets as well. :D
     
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    Your school has a lot of:

    [​IMG]

    :eek:
     
  20. JoeBarelyCares

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    Even if the power dancer goes out with you, your achievement will pale in comparison to MacBeth's. You would have to have a menage a trios with two powerdancers to equal one pornstar.
     
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