...still a fan of PatSquatch. Not digging the fact that "Postman Pat" is a ginger cartoon character. 2Pat deserves better... the man's a physical specimen and a ferocious rebounder/finisher.
I haven't heard Patrick undercut players, give cheapshots to smaller players, or have sex with minors though...
2Pat is what I go with as well, but the OP does not make a bad suggestion. Usually nickname suggestions around here are pretty terrible, but I could see Postman sticking.