Who knows if he'll be a Rocket, but never too early to start crafting some nicknames for the big guy. Apocalypse Yao Yao-za! Yao Must Be Kidding! ... more?
kowtow-to-Yao-now The Big Confucius (We have a "Big Aristotle") (After he nails a jumper in someone's face: haha! Yao suck!)
... The Red Menace? I just thought that if the Rockets went retro with their jerseys, they would be the colors of the Chinese flag.
The BIGGER and BETTER version of the Wang Yao-atollah Yao-speak-a-de-chinese? Yao Ming-a-ling, take a swing, win a ring, become king
that's my favorite so far. the sense of impending doom for the other team and the good word play make it great.