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Possible Yao nicknames.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DonKnutts, May 19, 2002.

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  1. DonKnutts

    DonKnutts Member

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    Who knows if he'll be a Rocket, but never too early to start crafting some nicknames for the big guy.

    Apocalypse Yao
    Yao-za!
    Yao Must Be Kidding!

    ... more?
     
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    Shawn Bradley
     
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    Gotta go with...

    Ming Dynasty
     
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    kowtow-to-Yao-now
    The Big Confucius (We have a "Big Aristotle")
    (After he nails a jumper in someone's face: haha! Yao suck!)
     
  5. DonKnutts

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    ... The Red Menace?

    I just thought that if the Rockets went retro with their jerseys, they would be the colors of the Chinese flag.
     
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    Yao Baby
    (say it like Austin Powers)

    Yao Mama

    In Yao Face
     
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    Ming the Merciless. . .




    . . . FLASH!!! ah ahhhh
     
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    The Great Yellow Hype
     
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    The BIGGER and BETTER version of the Wang

    Yao-atollah
    Yao-speak-a-de-chinese?
    Yao Ming-a-ling, take a swing, win a ring, become king
     
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    Yaoda.

    A grreat center, he will be.....
     
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    YMCA



    Y= Yao
    M= Ming
    C= Controls
    A= All
    :D
     
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    even though i disagree, i was lmao! :)
     
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    that's my favorite so far. the sense of impending doom for the other team and the good word play make it great.
     
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    The Great Wall of Houston
     
  17. a-rock

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    how about yao-kuza
     
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    How about "That Tall Guy From China Who Can Dribble The Ball"?


    Something simple like that.....
     
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    KAA PAAA YAAAO!
     
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    Yao-ston, We have a center
     

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