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pooping on top of Mt.Everest vs in your basement, which is faster?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xenochimera, Oct 30, 2010.

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which poop is faster

  1. you

    20 vote(s)
    30.3%

  2. your twin

    24 vote(s)
    36.4%

  3. the same

    22 vote(s)
    33.3%
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  1. Xenochimera

    Xenochimera Member

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    assuming you on are top of mount everest and you have a twin in a basement at ground level, both of you take identical dumps, which dump would reach the ground faster (in less time) assuming the distance between the anus and the ground is the same for both of you?

    you because you are on top of everest so your poop has a higher gravitational potential?

    your twin because he/she is closer to the center of the earth?

    the same??

    EDIT: this is under ideal circumstances, assume they built a hotel at the peak of mt everest and it is warm, no wind or air resistance for either of you, external environment and acts of god do not factor in for this hypothetical question.
     
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  2. da_juice

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    What the ****? :confused:
     
    #2 da_juice, Oct 30, 2010
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I say the same but there is no way to poop on the mountain, your anus would be frozen shut and your balls would be running home to your stomach.

    DD
     
    #3 DaDakota, Oct 30, 2010
  4. jasonemilio

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    Huh?







    Only if the aliens don't take you first.....I guess......
     
    #4 jasonemilio, Oct 30, 2010
  5. KingStevo10

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    This thread = WIN :grin:

    I voted You b/c I give props for dumping in mt. Everest, marking your territiory. :grin:
     
    #5 KingStevo10, Oct 30, 2010
  6. TheChosenOne

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    I was like DAMN GIRL, I know milk does a body good... but HOW MUCH U BEEN DRANKIN?
     
    #6 TheChosenOne, Oct 30, 2010
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    I don't think you would ever reach the top of Mt. Everest. It takes years of training and/or oxygen equipment.
     
    #7 Mr. Brightside, Oct 30, 2010
  8. g1184

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    gravity doesn't reach in and pull your dump out of your large intestine.
     
    #8 g1184, Oct 30, 2010
  9. Two Sandwiches

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    I said Mount Everest because you probably haven't pooped for a week because you've been climbing the damn mountain.
     
    #9 Two Sandwiches, Oct 30, 2010
  10. Steve_Francis_rules

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    The gravitational acceleration is larger at sea level than at the top of Mt. Everest. The free fall time is t = (2h/g)^(1/2), where h is the height from which the object is falling (relative to the local ground level) and g is the local gravitational acceleration.
     
    #10 Steve_Francis_rules, Oct 30, 2010
  11. da_juice

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    [​IMG]
     
    #11 da_juice, Oct 30, 2010
  12. da_juice

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    Damnit! I meant
    [​IMG]
     
    #12 da_juice, Oct 30, 2010
  13. KingCheetah

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    The object would fall faster at Everest due to lack of air pressure.
     
    #13 KingCheetah, Oct 30, 2010
  14. Invisible Fan

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    If you're constipated, the thinner air in Everest will make you pass out.

    [​IMG]
     
    #14 Invisible Fan, Oct 30, 2010
  15. Severe Rockets Fan

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    This. The further you are from the earth the less effect its gravity has on you.
     
    #15 Severe Rockets Fan, Oct 30, 2010
  16. RickRock713

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    It depends on the poop.

    What sort of poop is it?

    Green poop?

    Diarrhea poop?

    explosive diarrhea poop?
     
    #16 RickRock713, Oct 30, 2010
  17. RV6

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    i'm disappointed, i thought you were drunk and asking if it would be faster to go do it on top of MT everest or your basement.....
     
    #17 RV6, Oct 30, 2010
  18. RoxSqaud

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    I viewed poll results and then voted.
     
    #18 RoxSqaud, Oct 30, 2010
  19. pmac

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    More information is needed.

    If this toilet is in the basement (the same distance below ground that Mt. Everest is above ground) the **** will need to be pumped upwards, right?. How efficient is this pump?
     
    #19 pmac, Oct 30, 2010
  20. txppratt

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    this thread is hilarious. LOL
     
    #20 txppratt, Oct 30, 2010
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