[pooper] Don't try it with this chick....

that's prett funny.

 

So instead of shooting fire out of her a$$, she shot electricity out of her a$$.

Freaky, glad she wasn't killed.

 

This is shocking. I bet from now on she is going to be a little more grounded.

 

"I heard she was seven feet tall, and shoots lightning bolts from her arse."

-William Wallace

 

She could have probably used a lightning rod up there.

 

that's shocking. It sent tingles right through my spine.

 

Are we sure she hadn't just won a jalapeno eating contest?

 

I've always wanted to be struck by lightning (if I survived, not suicidal). That seems like a guaranteed good story to tell at parties.

 

Dude, if I got struck my lightning and it burned my ass, that would be a small price to pay for the SUPERPOWERS that the lightning bolt gave me.

 

Until this lady shows up at the party.

 

Well, I'll bet she.....uh....I sure wouldn't want to...um......I wonder if she......









DAMMIT. I got NOTHING!!

 

C'mon, you could have at least made a joke about the shocker.

Two in the gap, one in the zap?

 

while quite funny and relevant, i'm still a sucker for "two in the taco, one in the guaco."

 

"two in the pink, one in the stink"