[poop thread] Do you read on the toilet?

Peeing, no. Pooping, yes. Especially when it's not quick. What else is there to do when you're waiting for some much needed relief?

If I don't have a book or magazine I read the back of shampoo bottles.

 

I read war and peace in one sitting.

 

I'm a reader.

I start as soon as I sit down. I stop when its time for the wipin'.

 

I'm typing this from the toilet

 

I am a multitasker....I read and poop on the toilet, I have even been known to post on the crapper.....



DD

 

i read, surf, play poker, and eat...errr....sleep while doing the duece.

 

Where's the option for "during the poop?" I read from the time I sit down til the time the deed is done. How do you not read? Are we violating Clutch's wishes by talking about poop again?

 

Reading and pooping at the same time is a natural thing......been doing it for more than 30 years.

DD

 

Never understood reading on the toilet either. How long does it take to take a dump?

 

Reminds me of another Seinfeld episode: "The Bookstore"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihtu3hszxTc

 

Well sometimes you get a good book or article and a dump can take 15 minutes or till your legs are sore from sitting.

 

I don't have time to read.

I'm a fast pooper. When I gotta go, I gotta go.

 

Ditto.

Entertainment Weekly is perfect for a toilet read. I can usually bang out a couple short features every sitting.

 

Exactly. I don't go sit there and just wait til I have to go. Go in, take care of business, wipe and i'm done.

 

Man, i don't keep anything but tissue near the toilet because of this very reason. The last thing i need is to be reading a mag with crap residue on it.

By the way, i hope that's a personal laptop.

 

i text and call people. Sometimes I take my laptop in there...