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Poodle Love

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Moe, Jul 17, 2001.

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  1. Moe

    Moe Contributing Member

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    I'll probably get into trouble for this topic, but something clicked in my head in a thread in the main forum and it sure doesn't belong there. I expect BobFinn* to clue me in shortly. What was the Frank Zappa song that had the lyric "poodle love" in it? I have a funny story after this.

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  2. crash5179

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    Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that kind of love illegal? Although I here you can make some serious money if you are willing to film it and sell it. [​IMG]

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  3. BobFinn*

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    Dirty Love
    (Frank Zappa)

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like you might surrender
    To some dragon in your dreams

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like a pink donation
    To the dragon in your dreams

    I don't need your sweet devotion
    I don't want your cheap emotion
    Just whip me up some dragon lotion
    For your dirty love

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like some tacky little pamphlet
    In your daddy's bottom drawer

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    I don't believe you have ever seen
    That book before

    I don't need no consolation
    I don't want your reservation
    I only got one destination
    An' that's your dirty love

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Just like your mama
    Make her fuzzy poodle do

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    The way your mama
    Make that nasty poodle chew

    I'll ignore your cheap aroma
    And your little-bo-peep diploma
    I'll just put you in a coma
    With some dirty love

    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Snap it!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Snap it!)


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    - William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet

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  4. RunninRaven

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    I thought this was a thread by someone declaring their love for the late, great Puedlfor...otherwise known as Tolpatch Verkinder.

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  5. Puedlfor

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    There was this girl back in high school . . .

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    hmmmmmm. This is just not right.
     
  8. Moe

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    BobFinn*, you da man! My memory is gone.

    [This message has been edited by Moe (edited July 18, 2001).]
     
  9. Baqui99

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    Damn, Moe there are kids on this BBS....

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  10. Moe

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    Baqui99, you are right. I edited the post. Sometimes you forget. My apologies.

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  11. SamCassell

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    Glad I got a chance to read the story before it was erased. Too bad you had to remove it Moe - it was hilarious.

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