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Polynice charged with impersonating a police officer... again

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Dr of Dunk, Dec 9, 2000.

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  1. Dr of Dunk

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    This is serious and hilarious at the same time. What's up with the guy? :

    From the AP Wire :
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    SALT LAKE CITY -- For the second time in two months, Utah Jazz center Olden Polynice has been charged with impersonating a police officer in a conflict with another motorist.


    In a separate case, Polynice was charged last month after a West Valley City couple accused him of chasing them to their home and flashing an apparent police badge on Oct. 28.


    In a misdemeanor complaint filed Friday, Mark and Patti Schneller said they were driving downtown Sept. 13 when a car sped past them and almost hit them.


    Mark Schneller responded by making a rude gesture, prompting the other car to stop. The driver, identified by the Schnellers as Polynice, flashed a badge and said: "I'm with the California Sheriff's Office and I can have you arrested," according to prosecutors.


    Polynice has said he carries an honorary police badge from the Los Angeles Police Department.


    In the October case, Polynice was charged with impersonating a police officer and disorderly conduct after an argument broke out and Polynice flashed the badge. The couple didn't recognize the 7-foot man as a Jazz player but wrote down his license plate, allowing investigators to track him down.


    In that incident, Polynice told authorities he was cut off in traffic.


    "All I can say right now is it's a serious matter," said Polynice's lawyer, Wally Bugden. "We're going to respond in court. We're working toward trying to resolve both these cases."


    The maximum punishment for impersonating a police officer is six months in jail and a $1,850 fine.


    No hearing date has been set in either case. Bugden said he is optimistic the charges can be resolved early next month.


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    #1 Dr of Dunk, Dec 9, 2000
  2. R0ckets03

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    what a dumb ass!!!! how many seven foot african american police officers can there be in UTAH?!?!?!?! like NONE!

    but the poor b*stard has to do something for fun in UTAH! what else is he going to do?

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    HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAA

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  4. ROCKETBOOSTER

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    Maybe the mormon church rejected him and this is backlash from that.

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  5. TheFreak

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    That is definitely hilarious, but what kind of idiot, with his wife with him, flips off Olden Polynice? If a guy that size cut me off, I think I'd let it go.
     
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  6. Dr of Dunk

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    I found it more humorous that nobody knew who the heck the 7' policeman was.

    Olden who? haha.

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    Hahaha [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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    Polynice should be banned from the NBA.

    Not necessarily because what he's accused of doing is so awful, but just to stop the bad jokes.

    Samplers from last night's Warriors-Jazz broadcast:

    --(after Olden made a contested hook shot) "The long arm of the law!"

    --"policing the lane"

    --"not just an enforcer, a law enforcer"

    --(as rookie Marc Jackson scored on his way to 20 points) "Polynice better put the handcuffs on him!"

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  9. R0ckets03

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    Actually those jokes are pretty funny!!! I think Swopa is just pissed because the Warriors lost like usual [​IMG]

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  10. Swopa

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    [​IMG] <----(need to picture steam coming out of ears here)

    Actually, before the game I was sure the W's would get blown out, so I was surprised that they damn near pulled it off.

    The injury gods have paid Oakland another visit -- our initial 3rd-string PF (a rookie, originally drafted in the second round, who played in Turkey last year) is now the starting C, and the 4th-string SF (another rookie, drafted #55) is the starter at that position. Of the nine reasonably healthy bodies, three are Bill Curley (the universal symbol for "injury-riddled NBA team"), Adam Keefe, and Vinny Del Negro ... or, as I refer to them individually and collectively, "the white flag." [​IMG]

    By the time HOU comes to town this week, Cowens may have to suit up to prevent a forfeit (yeah, yeah, he'd be the best center on the roster, I've heard that one already).

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  11. SmeggySmeg

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    Maybe he has an obsession with Hightower

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    Swopa - LOL hilarious - maybe you should write the jokes for them.

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    Stupid!!! You're so stupid!!!

    Man, was this guy first in line when they passed out the idiot part of the brain or what?!!

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