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[Poll] Have you ever wiped so many times that you finally said **** it and just took a shower?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Aug 10, 2022.

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Ever wiped so many times you said **** it and just took a shower?

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Lock/Merge if already posted.

    Move to D&D if necessary.
     
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  2. Haymitch

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    Buy a bidet already, @CCorn
     
  3. CCorn

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    1 in the master about to install a second in the guest bath.
     
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    Eat some fiber already, @CCorn
     
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  5. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost not wrong
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    bidet gang rise up
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    I call it the endless pencil tip.

    You really gotta get in there to get it out during the shower. Like, really in there.
     
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    I only poop before I shower.

    Red ass is the worst.
     
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    Os Trigonum Trust the process
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    I took the kids to the mall a few weeks ago to buy school clothes. While perusing Macy's I had the need to drop a Deuce. I asked the lady where the restroom was located and she sends to the far end of the store to find out that bathroom was closed, the other bathroom was on the opposite of the building. As I begin the trek across the store the urgency and twisting of my bowels I picked up the pace.

    As I made it into the bathroom I started looking into stalls, they were all trashed... ugh I went back to the least trashed stall and began wiping the seat as my bowels said time is up. I rip my shorts down and turn to place my butt over the half cleaned seat and dear god explosive load comes flying out covering the entire toilet and even the wall. It felt good, so good but was something out of some horror movie. I almost ok a photo for prosperity sake but decided my wife wouldn't want to see it.

    I truly felt sorry for whoever was going to have to clean that up cause it was going to take a fire hose and a containment crew or remodel. I humored myself in that if my manager had asked me to clean it I would quit on the spot and go work in another store. My heart does go out to whoever had to tackle that mess, it was truly horrific.

    I did shower once I got home.
     
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    I have a creek and a pool.

    So...yes.
     
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    i wipe 3 times and 3 times only. done or not, i’m walking out
     
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    No, but I've realized I'm out of toilet paper and said "**** it."

    I also went on a family vacation years ago with my girlfriend and her family where I couldn't lock the bathroom, so I pooped in the shower and smooshed it down the drain.
     
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  18. CCorn

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    Why do you hate baboons?
     
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    The is followed by your female college roommates noticing a sour smell emanating from the shower stall, to which you suspiciously reply, "I haven't smelled anything, what are you talking about?"
     
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