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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Oct 25, 2004.

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    During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan. However, he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times....for every Indian issue ever introduced.

    Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Walking Eagle. After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Walking Eagle is a bird so full of crap it can't fly.
     

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