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Please think twice before committing stupid stunts while you're drunk...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    I am sorry to those who are offended by these jokes, but it's too silly and funny for me to ignore... So here it is... :D

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1492527.html?menu=

    Testicles under padlock for two weeks

    A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks.

    The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session.

    Corporal H D Wood IV said the man was severely intoxicated and had passed out.

    He told police that when he woke up the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum and his friend was gone.

    "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

    The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.

    He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

    "At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Aug 9, 2005
  2. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    Thank you. That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long while.
     
    #2 Two Sandwiches, Aug 9, 2005
  3. moestavern19

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    I do not find this funny and neither does Doug Christie.
     
    #3 moestavern19, Aug 9, 2005
  4. RocketKid

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    this just in, new hampshire locksmith set for life financially
     
    #4 RocketKid, Aug 9, 2005
  5. Christopher

    Christopher Member

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    Some people are just nuts.
     
    #5 Christopher, Aug 9, 2005
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    No, they're not. This guy was simply making sure that his friend didn't go sleeping around while he was drunk. It was quite a friendly gesture.
     
    #6 Two Sandwiches, Aug 9, 2005
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    :D lol
     
    #7 Mr. Brightside, Aug 9, 2005
  8. Saint Louis

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    The family jewels were under lock and key.
     
    #8 Saint Louis, Aug 9, 2005
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    my god....I mean i would never get near any of my friends balls let alone have the patience to put a lock on his sack...what kind of crap is that.
     
    #9 Stack24, Aug 9, 2005
  10. Christopher

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    This story reminds me of that MTV show called Dirty Sanchez where they put a bike lock around the neck of Pancho when he was passed out drunk.

    Then, one of the other guys swallowed the key and they had to wait untill it...eh...come out the other end.



    I once tied a dog to a drunk friends leg. :D
     
    #10 Christopher, Aug 9, 2005
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