A lesbian just stole my wallet at Hooters. Can someone tell me not to hate all Lesbians because of one bad apple?
If a white man stole your wallet, would you hate all white men? Asian men? Black men? Hispanic men? Men in general? Women? Etc? Just one way to look at it.
Just imagine that that lesbian is using your money to seduce another attractive lesbian into a steamy lovemaking session. And when you think about it - isn't it worth it?
Uh, no. This one made Rosie O''donnell look like Heidi Klum. RM95, I knew I had my wallet when I went into Hooters because I got carded. Behind me, sat 6 lesbians. I have one of those long wallets, so in a loud, crowded situation, it would have been very easy to lift. She bumped into me at least twice and said excuse me. Mind you, not one other person got behind me (including the waitress) and I never got up to use the restroom. With those long wallets, they usually are much easier to steal. Lesson learned.
Have you ever read the posts around here after a Rocket loss? and you're asking these guys to help you control your anger?
This is absurd. Help you control your anger? theft: unconfirmed, alleged, speculative. lesbian status: unconfirmed (waitress does not equal sexual preference expert), speculative, and most importantly, irrelevant. The only interesting thing about this thread is your oversized wallet. Was it, say, a European Carry-all? Do we have any lesbians on the BBS who would care to chime in? Nomar?
Well, anyone else in the bar would have called them that and they were dressed like men. Flannel shirts, short hair, etc. The only thing unconfirmed about the theft was that I didn't see her do it, but she bumped into me twice when she headed to the restroom. She said excuse me, and I thought nothing of it. Now, I look/sound like a bigot because of this. Stay the **** out of the thread if you don't like my tone, d******d.
gr8-1, was this long wallet in a back pocket or in a jacket inside pocket? If you say back pocket, don't hate all lesbians because it is your own fault. If you say inside your jacket -- well still don't hate all lesbians because I don't see what lesbianism has to do with pickpocketing.
B-Bob, After your exchange with Rimbaud about the meaning of LOL, I just wanted to make sure you knew what gr8-1 stands for.
Well, your mother is definitely NOT a lesbian as I learned when I gave her a sound working over last night.
back pocket. It was my fault. I'm too trusting as well. I should always check my pocket when someone bumps you. As for hating anyone, I'm honestly the most liberal guy here and try not to judge based on appearance and sexual preference, etc. I was just angry last night and her "potential" sexuality is what I lashed out at.
Awww. Look at all I would have missed if I had stayed out of this thread! Nomar's perfect comeback (though I was disappointed that he could not use the word "poop"), heypartner's nice reference, and further details concerning the long wallet. Anyway, please don't hate heterosexual honkies just because I made you angry. Please wait until I can be listed as a suspect when your wallet goes missing. (PS -- sorry your wallet was stolen. it completely sucks, what with driver's license, credit cards, that special vintage condom that really will come in handy some day, etc...)
