Playboy looking for hot Walmart Women

If they were so damn good looking they'd be working at Target, wouldn't they?

 

This is NOT a good idea.

Newsflash: If you are attractive enough to be in Playboy, you don't work at a Walmart, and vice-versa.

I can see this now...

"This one here's Betty Jo Bob. She started workin' at the Walmart as soon as Paw found her younger sister and pet sow, more to his likin'.

Betty Jo likes hangin' by the tree tire next to the river, and catchin' fireflies.

Her turn offs include Paw.

 

Yeah, I determine it by this.....I've never had any fantasies about the women at Wal-Mart (gross!) but the girls who work at Target.......now you're talking! Playboy is going to come up dry there unless they want to show overweight, middle-aged women who live in trailers naked.

 

man..i must be shopping at the "other" target...because i have zero clue as to what you guys are talking about!

 

I was in Walmart this weekend in Galveston . As I was walking out I passed a woman apparently headed to clock-in. She had on those skintight stretchy sweatpants. They looked like they had been stuffed with lumpy mashed potatos.

 

How can you use the word "hot" and "Walmart women" together?
Isn't that screwy somehow on a fundamental level?

(not that there's anything wrong with that!)

 

You boys don't know what yer missing...

MMMmmmmmmm.............Lumpy mashed potatos.

 

Had to take image down - screwing up site stats.

email me if you want it.

 

If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy over there Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

 

Most of the checkers at Wal-Mart are so large that they can barely fit into their checker-stall.

 

Oomp:

It scares me that you had access to that image.

 

Did Sam Walton lose a bet or something??? WTF???

 

Well, pesonally, I feel the women of Target and Kmart have something to offer in their own right.

And have you seen the women of KFC lately?? There is nothing sexier than matted hair all caught up in a hair net and big ol grease stain on a shirt.

 

No wonder you're a virgin.

 

Yes, how did you come accross that image...actually I probably don't wanna know.

I don't get the idea of hot women working at Wal-Mart either, I don't think they exist.

 

i saw the story and i figured there had to be some walmart joke photos out there somewhere. i was hoping to find shots of women. I quickly found out that the title "walmart sucks" is a string of p*rn sites - don't go there! Lots of viri abound...

that pic is called "walmartunderwear" and I found it on some msn joke site...


oomp

 

Quit adding to the Smeg controversy..............

 

I've seen some very attractive women working there - oh wait, chicks have to be on tv or in men's magazines to be hot, right?...