Peter Griffin had his very own top 10 last night. It was freaking sweet. Top Ten Things I, Peter Griffin, Would Like To Say To America 10. "If George Bush had Dick Cheney's first name, his name would be Dick Bush and I'll tell you I'd listen to a lot more of his speeches" 9. "Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?" 8. "Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in 'Playboy' by now... I mean we did our part and sat through seven seasons of 'Wings'" 7. "Laura Bush killed a guy" 6. "This is the best moment in television since Mr. Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted" 5. "Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother who was in TV, too?" 4. "Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon we're all still waiting on that second Oscar-winning script" 3. "I have always wanted to do this...ladies and gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven" 2. "If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a person" 1. "We should all buy more American-made products which at last check are down to p*rn and cheeseburgers"
ha! i'm actually quite fond of the sig of the thread-starter, "bobmarley." (well, and yours too, MEOWGI.)
Even though I really enjoyed "headlines" and "photo booth", but personally Leno's monologues are sub-par to Letterman's... Instead, it is the others who are providing jokes to Leno these days
LOL, what ever happend to Mujibur and Sirajul? I used to love those guys. Agree about Crystal Bernard too...
HUH? What do you want? The video of the reading of the top 10? http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/dave_tv/ls_dtv_comedy_clips.shtml
not that i hadn't thought of it before, but for some reason #10 just randomly popped into my head on the way home from school today and last night, after cheers, wings came on TV Land and for some reason i noticed the name Crystal Bernard. i've watched the show plenty, but would've had no idea what her name was until last night. so to see both in the top 10 is kinda weird. and, as much as i like peter griffin, Leno's monologues are superior to letterman's, that's all there is to it.
Still didn't work fore me, I must be missing some kind of plugin. NEVER MIND! you need Real Player. LOL. I should have read that. Isn't there a plugin for WMP that allows you to watch realplayer vids on it?
i cant believe both have been on as long as they have. conan o'brian should have dealt with them both by now. although i do like letterman some. but jay leno is awful. if anyone has ever heard the skit bill hicks did on leno that sums it up pretty well.
Ooh another thread I can say that CONAN IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. -the pompadour -the dancing -the walker lever -the self-deprecating humor -the sexiness -the twitch in his right arm before a punchline -making fun of martha stewart -the fact he's not afraid to say anything -triumph -the opening moves before the monologue Sorry. I just really, really like Conan.
