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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Falcons Talon, May 8, 2003.

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  1. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    Black Female seeks male companionship, Ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.




    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador retriever.
     
    #1 Falcons Talon, May 8, 2003
  2. giddyup

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    That's hilarious. :)
     
    #2 giddyup, May 8, 2003
  3. rockHEAD

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    baaahahahaha!! i love it!
     
    #3 rockHEAD, May 8, 2003
  4. Smokey

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    It is funny, but I hope that ad was not placed by the Humane Society cause that is just plain wrong.

    Man: "Hello, may I speak to Daisy?"
    Receptionist: "One moment"
    Daisy: "sound of barking"
    Man: "click..."
     
    #4 Smokey, May 8, 2003
  5. MoBalls

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    LOL....too funny
     
    #5 MoBalls, May 8, 2003
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    She was probably just a b**** anyway... ;)
     
    #6 ima_drummer2k, May 8, 2003
  7. MoBalls

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    I dont know any Black Females named Daisy....seriously:confused:
     
    #7 MoBalls, May 8, 2003
  8. HtownRocks3

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    Im such a r****d. I thought the person that posted it WAS a black female named Daisy. I thought she was looking for a guy and decided to try and find one here. lol I'm r****ded

    It is funny as poo poo though
     
    #8 HtownRocks3, May 8, 2003
  9. HOOP-T

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    I actually was one of the 15k that called and asked for her. UGH. ;)
     
    #9 HOOP-T, May 8, 2003
  10. RocketsPimp

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    How creative! Hopefully someone gave her a home.
     
    #10 RocketsPimp, May 8, 2003
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