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Penis enlargement facts.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Samurai Jack, Dec 4, 2003.

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  1. Samurai Jack

    Samurai Jack Member

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    I bet this post will have about 1,000 views in the next hour. :D


    I can’t get over the number of commercials you here about these days on the radio and TV, Has anyone here
    ( or maybe a friend ;) ) every tried any of these products ? Do they really work ?

    Now before I get a bunch of responses talking smack about well endowed you are, 85% of you are full of $hit, and my hats off to the rest of you.

    At the least, this thread should be entertaining.
     
    #1 Samurai Jack, Dec 4, 2003
  2. Oski2005

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    I remember hearing that there is no way to enlarge your penis except for some kind of surgery.
     
    #2 Oski2005, Dec 4, 2003
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I've heard that it gets permanently larger each and every time you expose it to a uniformed police officer in public. Hasn't worked for me yet, but I've only tried it once.
     
    #3 B-Bob, Dec 4, 2003
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    I would be very interested in getting some more facts on this as well. After all, my....er, uh, GREAT win by the Rockets last night!
     
    #4 ima_drummer2k, Dec 4, 2003
  5. Kam

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    Scientist can find ways to keep you up longer, bring you back up, prevent you from getting excited early, but they still haven't found a cure for aids nor cancer.
     
    #5 Kam, Dec 4, 2003
  6. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    You have to be running.
     
    #6 KingCheetah, Dec 4, 2003
  7. MR. MEOWGI

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    I need a penis size reduction. I starting to get back problems.
     
    #7 MR. MEOWGI, Dec 4, 2003
  8. Lil Pun

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    Some things are just more important...
     
    #8 Lil Pun, Dec 4, 2003
  9. meggoleggo

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    did anybody here ever see that indian guy on national geographic who can pick up a boulder with his.... member? that's some pretty amazing penis stuff. Don't ask how I ever saw it in the first place.... I have no clue.
     
    #9 meggoleggo, Dec 4, 2003
  10. Austin70

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    That's one way to make it longer.
     
    #10 Austin70, Dec 4, 2003
  11. PieEatinFattie

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    I saw one, maybe it was the same guy, where he took a wood rod and wrapped his member around it and then started twisting and pulling really hard. It was painful to watch.
     
    #11 PieEatinFattie, Dec 4, 2003
  12. meggoleggo

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    yeah, same dude. a while after he twists and twists, he finally lifts a bigass rock. DAYUM.
     
    #12 meggoleggo, Dec 4, 2003
  13. KingCheetah

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    The thin atmosphere on top on top of Mt. Everest increases both girth and length - surprisingly the effects are permanent. Unfortunately it does the same thing to your thumbs… :(
     
    #13 KingCheetah, Dec 4, 2003
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Xtends guarantees that you will experience increased confidence within 2 weeks. :)
     
    #14 PhiSlammaJamma, Dec 4, 2003
  15. Lil Pun

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    National Geographic....YEAH RIGHT!!! You saw it where everybody else saw it, Shock TV on HBO.
     
    #15 Lil Pun, Dec 4, 2003
  16. Samurai Jack

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    Thats all fine and dandy, but confidence isn't going to impress the ladies. ;)
     
    #16 Samurai Jack, Dec 4, 2003
  17. Rockets34Legend

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    I like that blond chick that's w/ Ron Jeremy. :)
     
    #17 Rockets34Legend, Dec 4, 2003
  18. Austin70

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    What is that other product with the goofy looking dude that loses his suit in the pool?
     
    #18 Austin70, Dec 4, 2003
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    Shouldn't this thread be in the debate and discussion forum given the importance of it? At least sticker this puppy...
     
    #19 ChenZhen, Dec 4, 2003
  20. Samurai Jack

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    Another Brother would have a cow if I achieved Sticky status before him.
     
    #20 Samurai Jack, Dec 4, 2003
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