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[peeing] Gattaca Quote

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jul 29, 2012.

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I Gattaca's Piss Tester Correct?

  1. I agree with Gattaca--I use my weak hand

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  2. No--I use my strong hand

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  3. What does this thread have to do with Jeremy Lin

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I just rented this again. In the end, the piss tester says he knew all along because right-handed people don't use their right hand to hold their dick when peeing.

    I don't remember this line when I first saw the movie and I really couldn't say immediately which hand I used. But in fact, I use my weak-hand (left hand...I'm right handed).

    Is the Gattaca piss-tester correct? Do we all use our weak-hand?
     
  2. Jontro

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    I sit down when I pee and what is this?
     
  3. Rodman23

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    I use my left, but thats only because I'm a germaphobe and don't like touching my wee-wee with my oft-used hand.
     
  4. Dei

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    I remember that it was the other way around (where I agreed). I'm right-handed and use my right hand to aim.

    Great movie. Loved the retro-future style.
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    I squat because that's how they rolled in the 3rd world.
     
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  7. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Ethan Hawke was left-handed and had to learn to be right-handed like Jude Law...but he still pissed like a left-hander.

    Oh, and admit it...you loved that movie because of Uma
     
  8. Rodman23

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    Lol :)
     
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    My buddy told me that Jewish men have to recite a verse of the Torah every time they take a piss. Is this true? I would find it rather cumbersome to do so every time, but I guess some people are more disciplined about such things.
     
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    I hold it steady with my left hand, but I think it's because it naturally leans to the left, long and strong.

    So I push it towards the right with my left hand to prevent me from pissing outside the toilet.
     
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    i've only seen the movie once and it was 15 years ago, but the only thing i remember is thinking that uma was really hot in that movie.
     
  12. Dei

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    Nah, nah. I remember it was "right handers don't use their left hands." Men use their dominant hand to aim - which I agree. I'm careful.

    Uma was OK. Who doesn't like a woman in a blazer? (Seriously, girls, wear something nice more often.) But she was kinda thin. I just love noir films and films like it. Reminds me of what direction America should've taken.
     
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    Why do the **** did they pass this movie in my freshman biology class! Genetics are evil
     
  14. heypartner

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    oh ****..you are right I just replayed it...the quote is:

    " For future reference, right-handed men don't hold it with their left. It's just one of those things. "

    Gattaca is so WRONG!!! Real men hold it in their off hand...and off it in their right hand.

    This makes the poll even more important, now...although my phrasing of the question should be edited. Watch Rockets2K come in and edit my poll wording to correct the results.
     
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    Wait, what?Real men "off it" with their right hand? Well, thats a whole nother poll right there....:)
     
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    You don't use your right hand to control the mouse when you off? :grin:
     
  17. heypartner

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    I'm learning. Speaking of this...let's go back a few posts and ask why Dei says "Uma was OK."
     
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    She is hot in EVERY movie she is in.
     
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    Uma Thurman is "hot". Really? Come the hell on people.
     

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