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Peeing During a Massage

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    If you were a masseuse, would you think your client was pervy if he stopped the massage to goto the bathroom? I Was getting my back worked on and had to go pee badly in the middle of it. Didn't ask to goto bathroom because I was afraid she'd think I was gonna go jerk off or something, so I stayed and just held it in for the rest of the massage. Very uncomfortable.
     
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  2. pirc1

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    Another great hotballa thread. Way to go!
     
  3. Baqui99

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    Had the same thing happen to me a few months ago when the wife and I did a couples massage while on vacation. Problem was I had been pounding beers prior to our late-afternoon massage. I held it in, and then finally I couldn't take it anymore and asked for a 1 minute piss break.
     
  4. Francis3422

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    Never has there been a person that started such odd threads.
     
  5. RMGEEGEE

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    I don't see the big deal.

    Just be honest and say you have to go to the toilet. It is only weird if you stand up with a hard-on.
     
  6. morpheus133

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    You are paying for the massage to be comfortable, so holding it and making your self uncomfortable doesn't make alot of sense. I doubt most people would assume you are going to jerk off in the bathroom unless you give them some reason to think that. Unless you were planning on asking her out or something, it doesn't matter too much what she thinks anyway.
     
  7. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Glad to see I'm not the only one. For me the work she was doing on the back was putting a lot of pressure on my bladder.
     
  8. LonghornFan

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    Seriously? No they don't think anything. I get bi-monthly massages and if I have to pee in the middle of the 90 minutes, I simply tell her, she leaves the room, I get dressed, piss, then back on the table. Your brain if weird, dude.
     
  9. cheke64

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    You don't put women on the pedestal. I can tell.
     
  10. DudeWah

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    He must be Asian.
     
  11. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Yep, I'm sure most massuses think that when guys ask to leave to pee then come back 1 min later they were jerking off and are perverts.

    BTW, why did you say "Glad to see I'm not the only one" to Baqui? He actually asked to get up and piss, you did not...were you glad that you weren't the only man to have to piss during a massage? :confused:

    Why did I click on this load of crap? :rolleyes:
     
  12. LCAhmed

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    Dude wtf? ;)
     
  13. dachuda86

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    Toycen?
     
  14. crossover

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    Probably felt awkward to do it because he hasn't gotten over the third hole thing.
     
  15. dachuda86

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    Also you're a chump.
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    :eek:

    That's what YOU said?!?!?!?! :grin:

    Odd, not insane. :eek:
     
  17. BmwM3

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    Like this guy?
     
  18. Baqui99

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    Of course. That was freaking painful. Felt sharp pains in my bladder while lying flat on my stomach. Couldn't take it anymore.
     
  19. tallanvor

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    everybody pees. Assuming its not a 30 minute pee there should be no confusion here.
     
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